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Howardrg

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NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm

summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood

up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the

shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,

"Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself

in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst

into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,

"What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to

tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished

it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking

for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my

toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile,

"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the

toilet a few days ago."

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his

teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions

expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his

parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out

of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her

4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister,

Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added , "Mommy

can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting

the bottle."

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches

to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4- year-old daughter on

my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age,

particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly

intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false

teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable

barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The

tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS- UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a

party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,

"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?"

"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

 
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