Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
Old Michael was shopping at the corner market in Citrus Heights where he selected the following items
A six pack of cheap beer
A 1 lb. package of bacon
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A 2 lb can of coffee
And a package of dog treats
As he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk (think it was Bustanut) standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
Old Mike was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since he indeed had been married several times and never found the right woman. He then looked at the seven items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Mike said, 'Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, “Cause you're ugly”.
A six pack of cheap beer
A 1 lb. package of bacon
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A 2 lb can of coffee
And a package of dog treats
As he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk (think it was Bustanut) standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
Old Mike was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since he indeed had been married several times and never found the right woman. He then looked at the seven items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of him, Mike said, 'Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, “Cause you're ugly”.
