There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

[Sherman]

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 

[ionbeam]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

 

[Rickster]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

Herman Hollerith doesn't find binary humorous at all.

I only type in the first 72 columns based on years of using these:

 

[Scab]

Alrighty, then. :dribble:

 

[Mike-H]

And I always thought there were only 3 types....dicks, ****** & ass@#les.....kinda makes you go ummmmm doesn't it ....

 

[Fencer]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

Binary/sminary I like IMAGINARY #s. they go well with my imaginary friends :blink:

And I always thought there were only 3 types....dicks, ****** & ass@#les.....kinda makes you go ummmmm doesn't it ....

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. .... ******* don't like dicks, because ******* get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** ********: ******** that just want to **** on everything. ******* may think they can deal with ******** their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, ******* can be so full of **** that they become ******** themselves... because ******* are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and ******* all covered in ****!

 

[kaitsdad]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

Herman Hollerith doesn't find binary humorous at all.

I only type in the first 72 columns based on years of using these:

HOLY CRAP !!!

I'M HAVING A FLASHBACK!!!

As in dropping a 3,000 card COBOL deck on the way to the reader........

that sucked.

And yes, we're aging ourselves.

 

[Mike-H]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

Binary/sminary I like IMAGINARY #s. they go well with my imaginary friends :blink:

And I always thought there were only 3 types....dicks, ****** & ass@#les.....kinda makes you go ummmmm doesn't it ....

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. .... ******* don't like dicks, because ******* get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** ********: ******** that just want to **** on everything. ******* may think they can deal with ******** their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, ******* can be so full of **** that they become ******** themselves... because ******* are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and ******* all covered in ****!

+1 :haha: :lol2: :grin: ....

 

[Pjturbo]

It was booring, it was tedious, but it beat the hell out of a Marchant.

Phil

 

[Geezer]

Hey, I still have a couple stacks of those cards somewhere. JCL and Assembler. The first video game I ever played was coded on cards and played on the green screen.

 

[Silver Penguin]

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

LOL! I remember that, and writing BASIC programs, and plugging the computer into the TV and audio cassette, and dinosaurs roaming the earth.......

Jill

 

[Ignacio]

The definition of patience is a serial 1541 Diskette Drive.

 

[GunMD]

SELECT *

FROM Users

WHERE Clue > 0

 

[ionbeam]

SELECT *FROM Users

WHERE Clue > 0

Hey, nobody's name showed up on your list! We need a print statement someplace. You should get list at least 2 names long. :lol:

 

[GunMD]

SELECT *FROM Users

WHERE Clue > 0

Hey, nobody's name showed up on your list! We need a print statement someplace. You should get list at least 2 names long. :lol:

(0 row(s) affected)

 

[evilmedic13]

Anyone remember when it was in octal? :dribble:

 

[dabayliner]

patience was an MTH500C TAPE DRIVE, was that before or after the wheel.

 

[cota95]

So this joke is a 1010 eh? (8 + 2 =10 in binary) :wackosmiley: If you don't do digital, don't bother trying to figure it out. :dribble: Seriously worry about anyone that understands. Quickly step away from someone that both understands and finds it funny.

Herman Hollerith doesn't find binary humorous at all.

I only type in the first 72 columns based on years of using these:

HOLY CRAP !!!

I'M HAVING A FLASHBACK!!!

As in dropping a 3,000 card COBOL deck on the way to the reader........

that sucked.

And yes, we're aging ourselves.

You want to age yourself, how about Autocoder?