Things to finish

[Gramps]

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of merlot and a bottle of

sauvignon blanc, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of rummm, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Wuv U gies!

 

[wheatonFJR]

bcak at you Gapmrs!

 

[Bugnatr]

Burrrrrp!

 

[carlson_mn]

Finishing does feel good!

Need more jokes for this winter solstice!

 

[Bustanut joker]

You watch Dr Oz Mark?????

**** man! Yer wasting drinking time ya old ***. Karl gave up Oprah last year when he realized it was interfering with his smokes and boozing.

 

[Gramps]

You watch Dr Oz Mark?????

**** man! Yer wasting drinking time ya old ***. Karl gave up Oprah last year when he realized it was interfering with his smokes and boozing.

It made me think back to our night at CFO when we finished off the Jameson & the Glenlivet.

I think my English was a little better then.

 

[Tyler]

Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

1 C Water

1 C Sugar

4 Large eggs

3 C dried fruit

1 tsp. baking soda

1 tsp. salt

1 C Brown sugar

Lemon juice, nuts

1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take out a large bowl.

Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.

Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer.

Break two geggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the burner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters,

pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for toxisisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt.

Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one tablespoon of sugar or something...whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn on the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.

Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway???

 

[FJRay]

Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

1 C Water

1 C Sugar

4 Large eggs

3 C dried fruit

1 tsp. baking soda

1 tsp. salt

1 C Brown sugar

Lemon juice, nuts

1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take out a large bowl.

Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.

Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer.

Break two geggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the burner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters,

pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for toxisisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt.

Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one tablespoon of sugar or something...whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn on the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.

Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway???

I think I did that a couple times during my drinking career .

 

[Bustanut joker]

You watch Dr Oz Mark?????

**** man! Yer wasting drinking time ya old ***. Karl gave up Oprah last year when he realized it was interfering with his smokes and boozing.

It made me think back to our night at CFO when we finished off the Jameson & the Glenlivet.

I think my English was a little better then.

I think I was speaking Spanish that night :dribble: Good times!