This board is SOOO mundane pt 2

[Fencer]

In reference to this topic I thought I would spew more worthless crap.

Tonight at my daughters 6/7 y.o. soccer game, a young man of the grand age of 6 took a nasty shot right in the family spot.

He bent double with both hands over the afflicted area with his eyes pulling a Marty Feldman routine. The play continued on around him as he tried to recover and play again. Somthing akin to a drunkin stagger. Then he stopped and yelled at the coach, "IT HURTS". The coach asked him if he wanted to come sit down. The young man replied, while pointing vigeriously at his loin area, " It hit me right here".

I don't think anyone on the field could stop laughing for a minute or two. The poor mans growth has been stunted by at least a week and here we are laughing at his misfortune. We are a group of shameful parents. But had you witnessed the event, you would have been hard pressed not to laugh as well. I wish I had the camera rolling so I could share.

 

[twowheelnut]

In reference to this topic I thought I would spew more worthless crap.
Tonight at my daughters 6/7 y.o. soccer game, a young man of the grand age of 6 took a nasty shot right in the family spot.

He bent double with both hands over the afflicted area with his eyes pulling a Marty Feldman routine. The play continued on around him as he tried to recover and play again. Somthing akin to a drunkin stagger. Then he stopped and yelled at the coach, "IT HURTS". The coach asked him if he wanted to come sit down. The young man replied, while pointing vigeriously at his loin area, " It hit me right here".

I don't think anyone on the field could stop laughing for a minute or two. The poor mans growth has been stunted by at least a week and here we are laughing at his misfortune. We are a group of shameful parents. But had you witnessed the event, you would have been hard pressed not to laugh as well. I wish I had the camera rolling so I could share.

You bastards! You jimmy kicked Kenny!

 

[jwilly]

In light of all of the topics of discussion today I'm rolling out my new Avatar!!

JW

 

[twowheelnut]

In light of all of the topics of discussion today I'm rolling out my new Avatar!!
JW

And we approve! :good:

 

[Kevin Daly]

It is an interesting piece of human nature that we laugh with utter dedication and passion at anothers pain. believe me when i tell you that I am laughing at that little man right now. And yes I know just what it feels like and yet i laugh.

We are odd creatures.

 

[Fencer]

In light of all of the topics of discussion today I'm rolling out my new Avatar!!
JW

JW, looks good. but shouldn't the word FORUM follow FJR in the circle

 

[Toecutter]

In reference to this topic I thought I would spew more worthless crap.

Hey Fencer,

Are the admins still handing out "Warn" bumps for linking to locked threads, or is that OK now?

 

[Fencer]

In reference to this topic I thought I would spew more worthless crap.

Hey Fencer,

Are the admins still handing out "Warn" bumps for linking to locked threads, or is that OK now?

It should be fine. I am making fun of the DA (again), but not re-posting the same diatribe.

And Toe, lets face it, I don't need a link to a post saying I spew crap for people to know I spew crap. Now where's that Pepto?

 

[v65]

I'm calling BS on the whole story. I have personal experience with seven year old daughters, there is no way mine would shut up long enough to play soccer. :lol:

 

[Scab]

Reminds me of seventh grade. When Larry was moving the volleyball post. You know, the one with a huge heavy base, the vertical post in the middle, and the wheels on one side of the base so you could lean the whole assembly over to move it.

Yes, he decided to PUSH. Wheel hit an obstruction. The weight of the base then stood the pole upright, launching him into the air...BY HIS JEWELS.

We had to call the ambulance. Poor Larry was suffering swelling that required the scissor removal of his britches. He was now 12 years old with nads the size of North Dakota.

You know, now that I think about it, I don't think Larry ever had children. :blink:

 

[wfooshee]

Ooh, cool. And of course everybody saw it, too, right?

I did something similar in 8th grade, some centuries ago: Friend of mine and I are walking to the bus loading area after school, following a couple of girls whose miniskirts (this was the very early 70's - skirts were 8 inches waist to hem, and blouses were nearly transparent. Interesting time to be in the 8th grade) were amusing, and I walked blindly into one of those yellow iron posts that sticks up exactly crotch high to an 8th-grader. Books went flying, I went to the ground all fetal-like, arms against the nads. The ENTIRE STUDENT BODY was out there lining up for buses. I was that kid until I graduated high school.

 

[jwilly]

In light of all of the topics of discussion today I'm rolling out my new Avatar!!
JW

JW, looks good. but shouldn't the word FORUM follow FJR in the circle

Fixed!

 

[Ratman]

All it took was a little agitation and look at the good reading!!

The blue board is great!! The guys and gals of the group would help any one with there problem!!

Yes am on drugs and they tell me I have to stay on them because I keep pissing people off. Then am the one they always blame it on and so on..

It’s not being paranoid if it’s true every body out to get you.

I’ve been on this site reading every bit I could as a waiter back in 03 (received it Aug 03) and I have meet several of you around the country, two years ago I had I guy come into a breakfast place, I think some where down in Alabama and ask me who had that ugly silver FJR out in the street. Now use to this in the Harley bars I stop in but not in an eating establishment so right away I thought this southern hospitality was going a little far. I stood up at that point and the guy had a big grin on his face, outside we went here he had a Blue FJR!! And he calls mine ugly!! Now there was some thing dripping in irony.

To all riders and readers and to all of you who have more spit and polish on you bikes then miles YOU’RE THE BEST!! I’ll see on the road.

RATMAN

 

[odot]

FUZZY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fencer]

FUZZY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Odot, These were crushed

 

[jwilly]

All it took was a little agitation and look at the good reading!!The blue board is great!! The guys and gals of the group would help any one with there problem!!

Yes am on drugs and they tell me I have to stay on them because I keep pissing people off. Then am the one they always blame it on and so on..

It’s not being paranoid if it’s true every body out to get you.

I’ve been on this site reading every bit I could as a waiter back in 03 (received it Aug 03) and I have meet several of you around the country, two years ago I had I guy come into a breakfast place, I think some where down in Alabama and ask me who had that ugly silver FJR out in the street. Now use to this in the Harley bars I stop in but not in an eating establishment so right away I thought this southern hospitality was going a little far. I stood up at that point and the guy had a big grin on his face, outside we went here he had a Blue FJR!! And he calls mine ugly!! Now there was some thing dripping in irony.

To all riders and readers and to all of you who have more spit and polish on you bikes then miles YOU’RE THE BEST!! I’ll see on the road.

RATMAN

Ratman, I can't speak for everyone but that last post brought a tear to my eye. :cray: Thanks for opening up and sharing your Heartfelt appreciation for the this fine establishment. I look forward to riding with you someday! BTW: Riding on 2 and drugs don't go well together.

Sincerely,

JW

 

[Scab]

BTW: Riding on 2 and drugs don't go well together.

Unless it's a lithium based pharmacutical.

 

[ionbeam]

Of course we are mundane. Even the other bike Forums think we are mundane.

Warchild notes that in the Blackbird Forum:

FJRForum.com is mentioned deep inside this thread.... apparently, you all are considered to be "a granny's knitting circle."

 

[burnergold2B]

Of course we are mundane. Even the other bike Forums think we are mundane.
Warchild notes that in the Blackbird Forum:

FJRForum.com is mentioned deep inside this thread.... apparently, you all are considered to be "a granny's knitting circle."

+1, +2, Gunny those fuzzy balls right to the Moon, Alice! Poor little bastid....