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madmike2
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I saw that one on TV....whoops!
HaulinAshe
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Good one D!
ponyfool
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"Trying to eat healthy" while leaving his open sandwich on the dashboard of a patrol car where God knows what has been up there....that's strike 1.
"Whoa, look at him go" and not recognizing that a pursuit in that situation (where the suspect is that far ahead and able to out maneuver you)...that's strike 2.
Getting the car airborne while trying to show off to the camera crew in your car....that's strike 3 and priceless!!!
Having a train come and think it's gonna take you out, well, that's strike 4!
Knowing the guy you were chasing is probably 100 yards down the tracks wetting himself from laughing so hard, that's strike 5.
One more to go and you have a complete inning!!!
And, we're there!! Having the lady cop come up snickering her ass off and ask, "How'd this happen!" and we have a complete inning!
But wait, there's more!!!
Having a second train come is the beginning of another inning.
Standing in the shadows of the trees trying to flag the train down, well, yet another.
Saying, "Oh no" like a complete dork, well, yet another.
Calling a tie rod a tire rod, well, I'm losing count now.
Having your sergeant tell you he needs to change the performance evaluation while laughing at you when talking to the captain, well, that clinches it!
"Whoa, look at him go" and not recognizing that a pursuit in that situation (where the suspect is that far ahead and able to out maneuver you)...that's strike 2.
Getting the car airborne while trying to show off to the camera crew in your car....that's strike 3 and priceless!!!
Having a train come and think it's gonna take you out, well, that's strike 4!
Knowing the guy you were chasing is probably 100 yards down the tracks wetting himself from laughing so hard, that's strike 5.
One more to go and you have a complete inning!!!
And, we're there!! Having the lady cop come up snickering her ass off and ask, "How'd this happen!" and we have a complete inning!
But wait, there's more!!!
Having a second train come is the beginning of another inning.
Standing in the shadows of the trees trying to flag the train down, well, yet another.
Saying, "Oh no" like a complete dork, well, yet another.
Calling a tie rod a tire rod, well, I'm losing count now.
Having your sergeant tell you he needs to change the performance evaluation while laughing at you when talking to the captain, well, that clinches it!
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Scab
I got nothin' here...
My favorite line: "I'm gonna have to change that evaluation..."
I did some work as a reserve for the sheriff's department. My contribution: I totalled the patrol car. I wish I had that on tape. The Sheriff came, the City came, the HP came. None of the comments were kind.
I did some work as a reserve for the sheriff's department. My contribution: I totalled the patrol car. I wish I had that on tape. The Sheriff came, the City came, the HP came. None of the comments were kind.
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FJR_pig
Bud Light Real Man of Genius
Oink.
LDRydr
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I just saw it on COPS yestereday. I like how he doesn't bother to turn on his flashing red/blues but then walks along the tracks trying to warn the oncoming train. Like they're going to see him.
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Checkswrecks
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It's just the whole voice thing. Like:
I'm trying to be cool.
Sticking my car on these tracks happens all the time, so I'm talking in a cool voice.
The kid on the dirtbike's laughing, but I'm talking cool.
A train's coming so I'll let my buddy try to get in the car and drive it off, but I'm talking cool.
Then - three of us could pick up the back of the car to get it off the tracks, but we're too cool for that.
The guy's embarassing.
I'm trying to be cool.
Sticking my car on these tracks happens all the time, so I'm talking in a cool voice.
The kid on the dirtbike's laughing, but I'm talking cool.
A train's coming so I'll let my buddy try to get in the car and drive it off, but I'm talking cool.
Then - three of us could pick up the back of the car to get it off the tracks, but we're too cool for that.
The guy's embarassing.
Auburn
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Can you say ROOKIE...Makes you wonder what the lady cop did before...
That's hillarious
That's hillarious
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