Yep, I bins watchin' them raysis on the T.V. Man dems guyz kin ryde dems bikes. I'm gonna git me wunna dems sportbykes en show alla my frens dist whut I kin do. I bin watchin dems Moto Gee Pee ryderz en I know I kin dooze dems same things. Dist gimme sum room en whatch out! Lookee hear, I bins goen reely, reely fast en bin practusin, tew.
Ooops! I fergot dems bykes don' be turnins reely guhde win yer goin' reely, reely fastess. I heer dat summa demz guys was sayin' sumpin abou' pushin' rite to go rite, er sumpin. Dems gyes be nutso koo-koo, everbuddy noes yuh gots tuh steer dems bykes. S'knot mye fault, dems stoopid car shoulda knot bin parked into mys way.
Weight'll I gets outta dems hospital, den I's bin showin youse guys howta bees doin' dis ridins.
Look Ma, pavement diving!