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Me asks myself... self, what does NWS stand for???

NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!... NOT WORK SAFE!

 
Dang it....

I thought NWS meant NEWS!!!

Man that was an eye full... in a nanosecond!!!

Dude, be more specific next time.

 
by the looks of the photos, you were observing the photoshoot, which MF cam did you use, or was it a digital?
I wish. I wonder how "Lotion Guy" pays? I'd do it pro bone..er, uh, bono.

God Bless silicone
O.K. to look at, but I definitely prefer to keep it real.

 
She's gonna get 1/2 of everything he's even had after she tires of him! Ya think she just shows this stuff to one mag and only him? Yeah right! $$ talks! Once it's gone or she has it all, it's over! Poor slob!

 
Something tells me it's a look alike... and not Tiger's wife... I mean, come on, you think he'd just go along with her doing something like that? And for what purpose? It doesn't pass the smell test (although I'd be willing to test the model...).

 
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Something tells me it's a look alike... and not Tiger's wife...
Agree, it is a look alike. Tiger issued a press statement about a year ago stating that his wife has never posed nude and I have not heard of anyone offering any real photo proof that she has. There are fake nude pictures of just about everyone on the Internet, one of the many modern miracles made possible with digital technology.

 
Agree, it is a look alike.
I kinda thought the same thing, but maybe my deductive reasoning was clouded at the time. From Snopes:

The photographs are real, but they're not pictures of Elin Nordegren — they're actually photographs of Kim Hiott, a model who has posed for some of Playboy's Special Editions features. (The distinctive tattoo on Kim's backside is one clue that the pictures included in the e-mail message are photographs of her, not Elin Nordegren.)

I've been duped! Sure beats getting a virus though. At least she's a real person, mostly.

:huh:

 
Heck Toecutter, it's not like all of a sudden she's not hot or anything... she's still amazing... just not Tiger's squeeze...

 
Heck Toecutter, it's not like all of a sudden she's not hot or anything... she's still amazing... just not Tiger's squeeze...
Yeah, as soon as the pictures started loading it was like "Tiger who?"

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NWS is common internet lingo. It means, check this out, Jeff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now, that's funny!

Just remember.... somebody... somewhere.... is tired of putting up with her ****.

 
I love "Pearls"  :clap:
It's a good one. My local paper just picked it up a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, for me, they dropped "Get Fuzzy" to make the room. Now I have to read it on the 'net. That Satchel is just too loveable :wub:

Just remember.... somebody... somewhere.... is tired of putting up with her ****.
True story. Luckily for me, I'm done having to put up with the lot of 'em, now that I've bagged the best wife this creation could offer. God willing, she'll continue putting up with my ****....

 
I thought her legs were too short and her torso too long. And she's not a real blonde. And whats up with the lotion ? I mean if she was really hot then wouldn't her skin shine naturally ? And that nose, she must have a platypus in the family line somewhere. And some Chinese judging by that right nipple.

I'll bet there's other things wrong with her too but I after a couple of hours perusing the photos I had to quit. I mean, I've got a life you know ? :dribble:

 
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