Three Things That I Learned Today

[twowheelnut]

The 'Wheeeee':

Never, ever count out a 75 year old grandpa in a boofed out Mugen S2000. White locks billowing in the wind, **** eatin' grin in my mirrors. Couldn't shake the old ******* and man, could he drive that *****!

The 'Oh ****'', part 1:

Horse **** is slippery! Especially in a corner when your coming to the apex. In the shade. Pancaked by cars prior to your arrival. Anyone know how to de-soil leather? Maybe I'll ring up odot and see how his toidy experiment is coming.

The 'Oh ****!', part 2:

When passing a group of Harley riders, always be aware of the on coming traffic. Specifically if said traffic has light bars on top. And when you see the lights flip on, don't stop! Keep haulin' *** and let the Harley dudes take the hit for you. By the way, does anyone know if speeding offenses are more stiffly punished if they occur on a military reservation vs. normal public roads? Glad I don't have the answer for that one.

What a great day! Woot!

 

[boogahboogah]

I guess I'm out of it...

Whassa MUGEN S2000 ??

 

[twowheelnut]

I guess I'm out of it...
Whassa MUGEN S2000 ??

Mugen is to Honda/Acura what AMG is to Mercedes or M is to BMW or Roush is to Ford, etc. It's a modified Acura S2000, or 'tuner' car, if you will and one fast rice burner, too!

 

[Warchild]

And when you see the lights flip on, don't stop! Keep haulin' ***

Hooligan...

Let me remove you from the list of folks leading any of the Group Rides at WFO next summer.... :lol:

 

[radman]

Well, it looks like it was just the ticket( :evil: ) to get yer eyes working again.

 

[radman]

Found his pic, look familiar?

 

[yanktar]

Where's his wizard's hat, beard and wand? That's Dumbledore!

 

[nusman68]

TWN- see, if you'd been on your new 2006 FJRAED, (Automatic Excremate Detector) there would have been no problem!

 

[Centerline]

Found his pic, look familiar?

Stop him, He's getting fired up to sing "MacArthurs Park"....yes that was his song.

 

[odot]

Ummmmmmmmm.........................try vinegar. Someone once told me that vinegar does a good job of removing cow patty material off of leather products.

:reading:

 

[BlueWing]

By the way, does anyone know if speeding offenses are more stiffly punished if they occur on a military reservation vs. normal public roads?

If memory serves me correctly the tickets on a military base are pretty much the same as a civilian ticket, except you can loose your base sticker. If you got one on Camp Pendleton you used to go to Federal court in San Diego and that judge seemed to side with the MP's even when they didn't show up in court to debate the citation. Lots of Radar guns on Pendleton, usually in the area of the main gate and back toward the Fallbrook gate.

 

[madmike2]

TWN, I'm shocked.....aghast.....unbelieving.....nearly speechless. You would do such a thing? :dribble: First, GunMD is out collecting written performance evaluations, now you are out "baiting" the local gendarmes.....heavy sigh :huh:

 

[twowheelnut]

More like this radman 'cept with longer hair:

Hooligan... 

Mmmm, perhaps. In retrospect, Johnny Law may not have pinged me... The lead Harley rider had massive ape hangers - his hands were above his head! A new CA statute stipulates that the hands must be below shoulder height, IIRC. Since I don't have a radar detector, I'll guess I'll never know for sure.

Can I still lead a ride?

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Got stuck behind a long line of Harleys this weekend. It was worse than being stuck behind a hummer. What is with a group of bike riders that are riding BELOW the speed limit??? :blink:

 

[twowheelnut]

Speed limit was 55 mph. They were putting along at 70 mph. Gawd damned slowpokes were driving me nuts!

It was worse than being stuck behind a hummer.

Now, that depends on the giver, no? :lol:

 

[gr8eyes]

TWN knows his cars except technically the S2000 is a Honda not an Acura.

 

[twowheelnut]

No, no Glenn, the NSX is the Honda!

Forgive me, I had a brain sneeze. I really did know that. Really. Aw, what the hell! All those Japanese cars look the same to me!