jwilly
Administrator of Drama
Dear Mr. ********,
I’m sorry I applied my brakes today on Hwy 92 because the car in front of me was making a right hand turn and you weren’t paying attention to the road. I can only imagine how hard it is to stay focused on your riding style when you’re living the bad-boy lifestyle and want to make sure the world sees you. I must admit it was nice that you didn’t have on one of those obnoxious full face helmets. Watching your hard core biker bad *** looking like a deer in the headlights when you were trying to stop that big piece of American iron was quite entertaining in my rearview mirror.
Now let me get to the point of my letter. If you’re going to flip me off and act like I did something wrong for slowing down to avoid an accident and then try to pass me on a double yellow, GET A REAL MOTORCYCLE and LEARN HOW TO RIDE!! Let me just break this down a little more for you. If someone told you that hanging tassels off the end of your handle bars would make the bike faster, they lied! Secondly, if you’re going to power past someone on a double yellow don’t wait to get next to them before you downshift you nimrod!
Now I know it must have really hurt to have to back off your noise clattering chrome tractor and get back in behind me. If you have a grasp of the English language and understand what the internet is, you might want to keep this episode to yourself. Going to a bar or an internet forum and telling the world that you couldn’t pass a freakin MINIVAN isn’t going to help your image! But way to redeem yourself by going past us while stopped at the next red light. You have no idea how much I was laughing when you almost wiped out going up the center medium and hit the gravel by the construction barrels!! Thanks for making my weekend, let’s do this again sometime real soon!
Sincerely,
JW
PS: A Minivan!!
I’m sorry I applied my brakes today on Hwy 92 because the car in front of me was making a right hand turn and you weren’t paying attention to the road. I can only imagine how hard it is to stay focused on your riding style when you’re living the bad-boy lifestyle and want to make sure the world sees you. I must admit it was nice that you didn’t have on one of those obnoxious full face helmets. Watching your hard core biker bad *** looking like a deer in the headlights when you were trying to stop that big piece of American iron was quite entertaining in my rearview mirror.
Now let me get to the point of my letter. If you’re going to flip me off and act like I did something wrong for slowing down to avoid an accident and then try to pass me on a double yellow, GET A REAL MOTORCYCLE and LEARN HOW TO RIDE!! Let me just break this down a little more for you. If someone told you that hanging tassels off the end of your handle bars would make the bike faster, they lied! Secondly, if you’re going to power past someone on a double yellow don’t wait to get next to them before you downshift you nimrod!
Now I know it must have really hurt to have to back off your noise clattering chrome tractor and get back in behind me. If you have a grasp of the English language and understand what the internet is, you might want to keep this episode to yourself. Going to a bar or an internet forum and telling the world that you couldn’t pass a freakin MINIVAN isn’t going to help your image! But way to redeem yourself by going past us while stopped at the next red light. You have no idea how much I was laughing when you almost wiped out going up the center medium and hit the gravel by the construction barrels!! Thanks for making my weekend, let’s do this again sometime real soon!
Sincerely,
JW
PS: A Minivan!!
