Tool Sale at Home Depot!

[madmike2]

I was trying to look at the tools but those stupid "better-living-through-petrochemical" gals kept getting in the way.

Nice tools...ultra-high maintenance models (attitude included at no extra charge).

 

[wheatonFJR]

I thought this thread was gonna be about the Northwestern University *** Ed class this past week where they had two people demonstrating the use of a sawzall with dildo attachment that brought the woman to orgasm in front of 100 students.

I was wrong.

 

[user 6393]

musta had a longer stroke than the normal sawzall....1 1/8th just doesn't quite make the grade, if ya know what mean

;p

 

[FJRay]

I would think such short strokes could cause a sore spot but don't know for sure.

 

[FJR-RemingtonRider]

Well, I guess Home Depot is making a huge attempt to stay afloat!

They will certainly get some patrons in the building when they announce

tour dates and store appearances for the "Tool Models".

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

musta had a longer stroke than the normal sawzall....1 1/8th just doesn't quite make the grade, if ya know what mean

;p

And you know this how?

 

[madmike2]

musta had a longer stroke than the normal sawzall....1 1/8th just doesn't quite make the grade, if ya know what mean

;p

And you know this how?

:rofl: :rofl:

I was thinking it but I didn't have the guts to type it.

Possible answer: Barb's "ex" was a contractor and she is one woman who KNOWS her way around power tools. One who uses them would need to know the depth of cut, hence length of stroke when choosing the proper blade for the material to be sawn.

BUT...what do I know?