Traveler at a Rest Stop

[Khunajawdge]

A forward -

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,

I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall

saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't

know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too

bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear

another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just

be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an ***** in the other

stall who keeps answering all my questions

 

[FJR@DTS]

Now that right thar is funny, I don't care who ya are.

 

[jet mechanic]

Thats as good as talking to someone looking and speaking right at you, but then realize they're on a bluetooth.

 

[feejer222]

Good one, made me laugh out loud.

 

[dabayliner]

If you think about it 20 years ago people talking to themselves (bluetooth, or maybe not) would have been shunned (locked up), now you just think they are on the phone (you hope).

That was very funny.

 

[Powerman]

At a Nascar race in Richmond VA I heard a guy talking to his **** in the bathroom.

"OK Mister Happy, now we're doing some drinking and it's a long way to the bathroom, you need to make this trip last. If you hold it in till after the race, I'll get you a BJ when we get home".

I had beer coming out my nose, I had to rinse my beard in the sink. LOL