HuskyRider
Well-known member
I was at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina
dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow,
RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina
Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in inte... ...nsive care, with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms. I told her that it was essentially
a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your
pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have
to mention here that practically everyone in
line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in
intensive care, because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a
curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit
me. I thought the guy behind her was going
to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard. Better watch what you ask me and be
prepared for my answer. I have all the time
in the world to think of crazy things to say!!
Now that you've read it I have to confess, I
copied it from someone else.. Share and
make someone else smile today!
dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow,
RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina
Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in inte... ...nsive care, with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms. I told her that it was essentially
a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your
pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have
to mention here that practically everyone in
line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in
intensive care, because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a
curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit
me. I thought the guy behind her was going
to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard. Better watch what you ask me and be
prepared for my answer. I have all the time
in the world to think of crazy things to say!!
Now that you've read it I have to confess, I
copied it from someone else.. Share and
make someone else smile today!
