Two Fleas

[Gary F]

Two Flea's

Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an

agreement to meet every winter in Yuma for a vacation. Last year

when one flea gets to Yuma , he's all blue, shivering and

shaking, nearly froze to death!

The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?'

The first flea says, I rode down here from Tobin Lake,

Saskatchewan in the mustache of a guy on a

Kawasaki. The other flea responds

saying, 'That's the worst way to travel ... Try what I

do. Go to the Pelican Bar at the Tobin lake Resort .

Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice

snowbird, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and

cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of.

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a

try next winter.

A year goes by .. When the first flea shows up in Yuma, he is

all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death.

The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'

'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said,I went to

the Pelican bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young

snowbird came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It

was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up ...

'I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Kawasaki'

 

[greg97224]

I like it, got a giggle out of that one.

 

[evil_henchman]

I like it, got a giggle out of that one.

I didnt like it at all. Way too much POLITICAL CONTENT and besides, some of us have jobs! :angry:

Just kidding, it made me laugh :lol:

 

[kaitsdad]

Wait a minute .... I don't understand ..... :blink:

What?

 

[charismaticmegafauna]

Good -- but, recently told by Peter O'Toole on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. It looked to me like Jay got a little embarassed...?

Peter O'Toole played T.E. Lawrence in "Lawrence of Arabia" -- where he died in the beginning scenes riding his Brough Superior.

(All based on true facts/situations/stories.)

"Lawrence of Arabia" is politiclal (or, should be...).