Two Irish nuns in London…

[beemerdons]

Two Irish nuns in London were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.


"Hey, show us your ****, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.


The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who
we are - show them you're cross." So, Sister Immaculata rolls down her
window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' ******s, before I come over
there and rip yer balls off!"


Sister Immaculata then looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,

"Was that cross enough?"

 

[HotRodZilla]

OMFG...I just laughed my *** off. Hahahahaha...

 

[Bustanut joker]

OMFG...I just laughed my *** off. Hahahahaha...

uhhhhh carver an Ray found it for ya!

 

[beemerdons]

PS: Tried converting this joke to rowdy drunk Danes in Copenhagen, Denmark. But, there's absolutely nothing funny about the Danish! jes' sayin' and nuff said!