Two businessmen, Dave and Bob, arrive at the airport to catch a shuttle flight to Pittsburgh. At the counter, Dave is stunned when he sees the ticket agent; she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. She has enough cleavage showing that all Dave can think of is that he wants to dive in there and spend the rest of his life cradled between her gorgeous breasts.
When she asks, “How may I help you?”, Dave’s head is spinning and he stammers, “Two p-p-p-p-pickets to Tittsburgh, please”! It’s hard to tell who is more embarrassed as Dave and the agent fumble their way through the rest of the transaction.
On the way to the boarding gate, Dave is shaking his head and says, “Geez, I think that’s the worst Freudian slip I’ve ever made”!
Bob asks, “What’s a Freudian slip”?
Dave replies, “That’s where you intend to say something but it comes out differently because you’re really thinking about something else”.
Bob thinks about this for awhile and says, “You know, I think I did one of those on the weekend. At the breakfast table on Saturday, I meant to ask my wife to pass the cream, but it came out different”
“What did you say”?, asks Dave.
Bob: “I said, “You ******* *****! You’ve totally f**ked up my life””!
When she asks, “How may I help you?”, Dave’s head is spinning and he stammers, “Two p-p-p-p-pickets to Tittsburgh, please”! It’s hard to tell who is more embarrassed as Dave and the agent fumble their way through the rest of the transaction.
On the way to the boarding gate, Dave is shaking his head and says, “Geez, I think that’s the worst Freudian slip I’ve ever made”!
Bob asks, “What’s a Freudian slip”?
Dave replies, “That’s where you intend to say something but it comes out differently because you’re really thinking about something else”.
Bob thinks about this for awhile and says, “You know, I think I did one of those on the weekend. At the breakfast table on Saturday, I meant to ask my wife to pass the cream, but it came out different”
“What did you say”?, asks Dave.
Bob: “I said, “You ******* *****! You’ve totally f**ked up my life””!
