Urinal etiquette

[Bokerfork]

Not to broach a potentially delicate subject but... here goes nothing.

As most of you guys, and even a few of you girls, know, the standard etiquette when approaching a line of urinals is to leave at least one empty urinal between you and the next guy.

The more the buffer, the better. Without being paranoid and running to the far end of the restroom that is.

However. You knew there would be a however, right?

However, it has come to my attention, that on many an occasion, with many a spare urinal to choose from, a certain number of guys seem to prefer, of all things, a stall.

WTF! I don't get it. Well, in some cases, wink wink, I get it. But really, what's up with this.

Now some of you might say that I have too much time on my "hands" to have noticed such behavior. But, I believe I'm not alone.

So, what's with the shyness. Anyone want to fess up. Come on, you know you've been wanting to get this off your chest.(so to speak.)

BTW, TGIF

Mark

 

[RadioHowie]

Me, personally...I usually stand in front of the urinal.

But DON'T eat the big mint!!

 

[Surly]

Hi Bokerfork,

I am so relieved that someone has finally had the balls to address this issue. If you need to squat to piss use the girls!

On another note, I hate urinals without the heaters installed in the bottom because they make the tip of my **** cold.

Best regards

Surly

h34r:

 

[bradman]

Me, personally...I usually stand in front of the urinal.

But DON'T eat the big mint!!

+1 on the mint! LOL

 

[beemerdons]

Me, personally...I usually stand in front of the urinal.

But DON'T eat the big mint!!

+1, Gunny; Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy Viejo use a stall, so we FJR Forum Irishmen do not scare, intimidate and embarrass you Caucasians when we Paddies and Micks unleash our ponderous and massive Irish Shillelaghs!

 

[beemerdons]

Bokerfork, I definitely do not use the urinal when Fairlaner comes into the men's room to smoke a cigarette and take a piss! That's Richard in the middle, Duff on the left and johnny80s on the right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1DLqy4xVY8&feature=player_embedded

 

[SLK50]

Lately I've been using the handicapped urinal 'cause I got tired

of my Throckmorton getting wetstanding on my tippy toes.

I'll use a stall if I'm in my riding gear because it's kinda awkward

getting suited back up when done, especially if I came straight from the bike.

 

[A41Billy]

Do you get offended when they don't pull up next to you? Someone played too much criss-cross applesauce as a kid.

 

[majicmaker]

I personally don't have a problem with someone pulling up to the stall next to me. But.......... There are Rules!!

First, Don't lean over to take a Peek!! That's just ******* Creepy!! :huh:

Second, For the love of God!! DO NOT!! Start a conversation.

Standing next to a total stranger and having to talk to them while we are both holding our Junk is unatural and creepier than the First Rule!! :blink:

Last, Don't try to shake my hand while you're trying to zip your pants back up!! That's a little too PeeWee Herman for Me!!

 

[FJRBandit]

As a MAN, the World is my urinal! I'll piss anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Just ask the wife, she's always impressed, but mostly envious.

 

[Khunajawdge]

It's obvious Mark, you've never been to Asia.

 

[CAJW]

Slow day at work Marky?

But, since we're on the subject.... best line in a movie regarding the topic

From Innerspace, Dennis Quaid at the urinal having a conversation with Martin Short (shrunk down and somewhere inside Quaid's ear canal) . The guy next to him says the following:

Wav file

 

[gixxerjasen]

I'll use the stall, but only if I also have to blow my nose.

I recall many moons ago there was a flash cartoon test on which urinal to choose under various situations. Quite funny.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Hmmmmmm...

 

[J. Parrie]

Everything you need to know

 

[Geezer]

I prefer a tree to any urinal or stall. That way I don't have to worry about accuracy other then keeping my shoes dry.

 

[CheesyRider]

This thread reminded me of a study that was discussed in one of my college psychology classes:

Don’t Stand So Close to Me

 

[FJRay]

I prefer a tree to any urinal or stall. That way I don't have to worry about accuracy other then keeping my shoes dry.

That's whay Viagra is for. So you don't piss in your slippers :dribble:

 

[Bungie]

As a MAN, the World is my urinal! I'll piss anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Just ask the wife, she's always impressed, but mostly envious.

You beat me to it. This discussion only furthers the pussification of the American male.