Hopzilla
Well-known member
WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE TV ONE WEEKEND, MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH AND THE NEED FOR LIVING WILLS.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION I TOLD HER THAT I NEVER WANT TO EXIST IN A VEGETATIVE STATE, DEPENDENT ON SOME MACHINE AND TAKE LIQUIDS FROM A BOTTLE.
SHE GOT UP, UNPLUGGED THE TV AND THREW OUT ALL MY BEER.
SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A SMARTASS.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION I TOLD HER THAT I NEVER WANT TO EXIST IN A VEGETATIVE STATE, DEPENDENT ON SOME MACHINE AND TAKE LIQUIDS FROM A BOTTLE.
SHE GOT UP, UNPLUGGED THE TV AND THREW OUT ALL MY BEER.
SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A SMARTASS.