Walmart greeter

[snowmonkey]

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"

Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike.

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

 

[Groo]

:lol:

 

[Woodstock]

+1 :lol:

 

[Mike-H]

+2 :lol:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

+3

:lol2:

 

[OhioFJR1300]

+4 :good: +4

 

[FJR1300]

+5 and +6

 

[Dwavey]

Aww, c'mon, I just know there's someone out there who thinks that even an ugly snarly lay is a good lay, so own up, eh.

 

[twowheelnut]

Tsk, tsk... So un-PC! How anti-PNW of you, monkey...

:****:

Funny, nonetheless.

 

[NoCage]

Aww, c'mon, I just know there's someone out there who thinks that even an ugly snarly lay is a good lay, so own up, eh.

Depends on inebriation level... Reminds me of a country song title ... "I went to bed at 2:00 with a 10 and woke up at 10:00 with a 2".

 

[Dwavey]

Aww, c'mon, I just know there's someone out there who thinks that even an ugly snarly lay is a good lay, so own up, eh.

Depends on inebriation level... Reminds me of a country song title ... "I went to bed at 2:00 with a 10 and woke up at 10:00 with a 2".

Or you're a sailor entered in a pig in a port contest.

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

I got pride. I never went to bed with an ugly woman. But I sure woke up with a few.

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[worldbound4now]

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids...

Sometimes the meanies are the best. They tell you what to do and make the job a whole lot less stressful. They also tend to scream a bit louder.....