Feejer/Weejer man
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found
> him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you
> been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward
> through the clouds. "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
> southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a
> continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black
> pe ople. Balance in all things,"
>
> God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
> extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
> said, "What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on
> earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes,
> forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State
> are going To be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they
> are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
> sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known
> throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
>
> God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the
> idiots I put there."
> him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you
> been?"
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward
> through the clouds. "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?
>
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
> northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
> southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a
> continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black
> pe ople. Balance in all things,"
>
> God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
> extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
> said, "What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on
> earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes,
> forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State
> are going To be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they
> are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
> sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known
> throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
>
> God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the
> idiots I put there."
