Watch out for the Scam

[pawtracks]

Beware of a new scam!

I don't know how many of you visit the Grand Sierra Resort & Casino in Reno but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino's parking facility. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are about to get in after leaving the casino. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another casino in the city.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday ... Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

 

[twowheelnut]

Is one named 'PayPal'?

 

[exskibum]

I'm up there occasionally, but have never had that happen to me. Wonder why?!?

Actually reminds me of something that happened when it first opened back in 1978 as the MGM Grand -- by far the biggest and fanciest hotel/casino in town at the time. I had just moved back to Tahoe City from Steamboat Springs (where I was getting a divorce) and went to the MGM with a friend, Pat, and his wife, Cathy, both of whom I'd known since high school.

We spent some time checking the place out, having a couple drinks and as we walked out, one of the most drop dead gorgeous blonde women I had ever seen was sitting by herself just inside the exit doors, making eye contact and giving me a very obvious come on. Still emotionally confused by the pending divorce (read: also very horny), I turned around to smile at her as we went out the door and thinking about heading back in, said something to Cathy like "did I just imagine that?"

To which she says with a roll of her eyes: "well, what do you think the chances are that she's a hooker? I mean, you are back in Nevada now." Duhhh!!! Had a good laugh, went home and jacked off.

 

[Groo]

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are about to get in after leaving the casino. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another casino in the city.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday ... Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

Sounds like I need to get a double wide pillon seat built FAST!

 

[Toecutter]

To which she says with a roll of her eyes: "well, what do you think the chances are that she's a hooker? I mean, you are back in Nevada now." Duhhh!!! Had a good laugh, went home and jacked off.

So, you saved a hundred bucks. What would you have saved if you took the same tact with the one you had to divorce? As Andrew Dice Clay says, "Jerkin' off is king!"

Sounds like I need to get a double wide pillon seat built FAST!

Careful what you boast about there, you may need to add another set of backpedals as well. :grin:

 

[exskibum]

So, you saved a hundred bucks. What would you have saved if you took the same tact with the one you had to divorce? As Andrew Dice Clay says, "Jerkin' off is king!"

Spoken like a man who knows the meaning of "expensive" and "community property".

Fortunately, with the first ex, we lived together 3 years before getting married, and then were married only 8 months. I didn't own **** back then, but that one still cost me a brand new (7 or 8 month old) Honda Civic I had paid cash for.

This was back in the days when you could get laid out at the Mustang Ranch for $20 or $25, but I'm thinking that this particular girl was a whole lot pricier than that. No idea if $100 would have been in the ballpark, and I'd be afraid to guess what that kind of service, or even regular brothel tool servicing, would cost these days. Still, "if it flies, floats or *****, you're better off renting it."

 

[Mike-H]

So, you saved a hundred bucks. What would you have saved if you took the same tact with the one you had to divorce? As Andrew Dice Clay says, "Jerkin' off is king!"

Spoken like a man who knows the meaning of "expensive" and "community property".

Fortunately, with the first ex, we lived together 3 years before getting married, and then were married only 8 months. I didn't own **** back then, but that one still cost me a brand new (7 or 8 month old) Honda Civic I had paid cash for.

This was back in the days when you could get laid out at the Mustang Ranch for $20 or $25, but I'm thinking that this particular girl was a whole lot pricier than that. No idea if $100 would have been in the ballpark, and I'd be afraid to guess what that kind of service, or even regular brothel tool servicing, would cost these days. Still, "if it flies, floats or *****, you're better off renting it."

Gentleman & Ladies....the voice of experience....exskibum :fans: :drinks: :fans: :drinks:

 

[vectervp1]

So THATS what happened to Ignacio's wallet! I knew he really didnt loose it this weekend!