donaldb
Well-known member
Watch the watch
>
>Charlie was at the top of the program at the local senior
>center. People came from miles around to see the
>famed hypnotist do his stuff As Charlie went to the
>front of the meeting room, he announced,
>"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
>people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
>hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>The excitement was almost electric as Charlie
>withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
>coat.
>
>"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
>watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
>family for six generations.
>Charlie began to swing the watch gently back and forth
>while quietly chanting,
>"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
>watch..."
> >gleaming off its polished surface.
>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
>watch, until, suddenly,----- it slipped from the
>hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
>into a hundred pieces.
>
>****!" said Charlie......
>
>It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
>
>
>Charlie was at the top of the program at the local senior
>center. People came from miles around to see the
>famed hypnotist do his stuff As Charlie went to the
>front of the meeting room, he announced,
>"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
>people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
>hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
>The excitement was almost electric as Charlie
>withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
>coat.
>
>"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
>watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
>family for six generations.
>Charlie began to swing the watch gently back and forth
>while quietly chanting,
>"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
>watch..."
> >gleaming off its polished surface.
>Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
>watch, until, suddenly,----- it slipped from the
>hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
>into a hundred pieces.
>
>****!" said Charlie......
>
>It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
>
