Weddings: Unfortunate Incidents, Stunts, Funny Stories, Jokes

[Patriot]

observed the baby powder in the air conditioner vents of the car...the raw shrimp in the hub caps...

white shoe polish written on the bottom of the groom's shoes saying "HELP ME" shown to all when he knelt at the altar

I gave permission to my buddies to white stuff writing only on my windows, not touching the paint, and maybe a few balloons.

They complete white outed all windows and inflated condoms and attached them all over the car as balloons.

Then the kicker was the wood dowel with empty and a few full soft drink and tin cans attached and wiring it to the frame in FRONT of the gas tank waaaaaayyyyy

up under the car. I had to hit a railroad crossing at high speed to finally knock them out from under the car.

 

[Patriot]

bump attempt

 

[Wee Willy]

Sounds like congratulations are in order. Sounds like you have some great buddies too.

Here's to a long & happy relationship.

Cheers P, and to Mrs. P,

W2

 

[Sportster]

I sure hope the wedding nite has more memories and made more of an impact than the buddies pranks.

 

[puppychow]

Oldie but goodie...

Linky

 

[Patriot]

I sure hope the wedding nite has more memories and made more of an impact than the buddies pranks.

geeze, after stress, loss of sleep, anxiety, and anticipation of the wedding day...and the reception going to midnight...and bowling with the wedding party and guests after <you did go bowling after your wedding, didn't you?>, I know I crashed big time that night, got up, and drove to a Louisiana Plantation for honeymoon arriving around 3pm. At 5pm, headed for the fancy dinner in the facility eatery. Well, the wifey started nodding after the salad, and actually nodded into her next course soup. I helped her back to the room at 6pm and she slept 12 hours to 6am.

Well, THEN the fun started... :yahoo:

 

[Patriot]

bumpity

 

[fljab]

My worst wedding story was, hmm, #1, but that had more to do with the (ex) bride...

For my wife NOW, of which things are going purty darned well, we flew to Vegas!

 

[Geezer]

My wedding was perfect, honeymoon was perfect, followed by many happy years of perfect marriage. My wife reads this forum.

 

[Patriot]

My wedding was perfect, honeymoon was perfect, followed by many happy years of perfect marriage. My wife reads this forum.

 

[Patriot]

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[Patriot]

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[1FJR]

Future mother in law was not sure how to respond when I started refering to our upcoming wedding day as the day my life ended as I know it. Or the fact that I called my wedding ring my ring of doom club. She was concerned enough to call the wife later and ask if I was around then ask if everything was all right with us. Two years later she finally understands my sense of humor.

 

[kolonial72]

We were married by the local JOP. He had sort of a speech impedement thing going that made him sound like the Bishop from The PrRincess Bride. (Mahwedge, that bwessed institution....) Some of my friends took to calling me Dread Pirate Roberts. Not hilarious, I know, but it still amuses me.