Welcome to Ireland

[dudeckp]

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

And his mother beat the **** out of him.

Then she called his father, who beat the **** out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two ******* Arabs."

 

[RossKean]

I usually have a pretty good tolerance level for "humor" that is a bit sketchy.

This one is a bit over the line for me. My opinion but maybe not everyone's.

 

[beemerdons]

 

[Pterodactyl]

The fact that you chose white for your PC cartoon is highly offensive. After I get back from spending some time in my safe zone I will begin picketing your home. "GEN III FJR Riders' Feelings Matter".

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Don, that one won't work either. I notice that it is pretty much a solid color and therefore excludes all other colors. Therefore I find it offensive.

Honestly guys, we know where to draw the line and we mostly do that here. A good joke is a good joke. Political correctness has really started to wear thin, especially here recently. I liked the damned joke and took it as a joke. Let's all try that. The laughter might do us all some good.

Edit: Pterodactyl, the fact that you chose FJR Riders and exclude other types of motorcycles is offensive. Don't the feelings of the riders of other motorcycles matter too? What about non-riders? Or Harley owners?

 

[Pterodactyl]

Don, that one won't work either. I notice that it is pretty much a solid color and therefore excludes all other colors. Therefore I find it offensive.
Honestly guys, we know where to draw the line and we mostly do that here. A good joke is a good joke. Political correctness has really started to wear thin, especially here recently. I liked the damned joke and took it as a joke. Let's all try that. The laughter might do us all some good.

Edit: Pterodactyl, the fact that you chose FJR Riders and exclude other types of motorcycles is offensive. Don't the feelings of the riders of other motorcycles matter too? What about non-riders? Or Harley owners?

Oh you mean like BD????? ...... F'em

Note that I have further refined my post. Call it GEN III privilege.

 

[wnyfjr]

Don, that one won't work either. I notice that it is pretty much a solid color and therefore excludes all other colors. Therefore I find it offensive.

Isn't white the presence of all colors? That would make it completely inclusive!

 

[wheatonFJR]

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

And his mother beat the **** out of him.

Then she called his father, who beat the **** out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two ******* Arabs."

 

[dudeckp]

I usually have a pretty good tolerance level for "humor" that is a bit sketchy.
This one is a bit over the line for me. My opinion but maybe not everyone's.

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"<insert stereotypical ethnic name> ," he replied.

"You're in <country of your choice> now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as <ethnically ambiguous name>.

<stereotypical ethnic name> returned home after school.

"How was your day, <stereotypical ethnic name>?", his mother asked.

"My name is not <stereotypical ethnic name>. I'm in Ireland and now my name is <ethnically ambiguous name>”.

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

And his mother beat the **** out of him.

Then she called his father, who beat the **** out of him again.

The next day <stereotypical ethnic name> returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

"What happened to you, <ethnically ambiguous name>?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming an <country-person of your choice>, I was attacked by two ******* <stereotyped ethnicity>."
Happy now?

And now the joke is completely portable to any social media or forum of your choosing!

Ready to be customized to fit the "media hype du jour."

You're Welcome!

 

[wheatonFJR]

I was gonna say...I'm part Dane...and if this was a joke about Danes I would be laughing just as hard.

It's a damn funny joke...and it really has nothing to do with the ethnicity...it has to do with the funny thought of someone turning on their own kind so quickly.

Damn funny.

 

[HotRodZilla]

 

[lnewlf]

Nuke the green gay vegan Muslim whales....

 

[beemerdons]

I was gonna say...I'm part Dane...and if this was a joke about Danes I would be laughing just as hard.
It's a damn funny joke...and it really has nothing to do with the ethnicity...it has to do with the funny thought of someone turning on their own kind so quickly.

Damn funny.

^^^^^Well then laugh at this one Wheatie, I also sent this photo to Dr. Rich! You cod sucking - pastry eating Danes!^^^^^

 

[wheatonFJR]

I was gonna say...I'm part Dane...and if this was a joke about Danes I would be laughing just as hard.

It's a damn funny joke...and it really has nothing to do with the ethnicity...it has to do with the funny thought of someone turning on their own kind so quickly.

Damn funny.

^^^^^Well then laugh at this one Wheatie, I also sent this photo to Dr. Rich! You cod sucking - pastry eating Danes!^^^^^

Well the lowliest ******** Dane has twice the IQ of the beemerdons...just so you remember your place.

 

[dudeckp]

Happy Friday everybody!

 

[beemerdons]

I was gonna say...I'm part Dane...and if this was a joke about Danes I would be laughing just as hard.

It's a damn funny joke...and it really has nothing to do with the ethnicity...it has to do with the funny thought of someone turning on their own kind so quickly.

Damn funny.

^^^^^Well then laugh at this one Wheatie, I also sent this photo to Dr. Rich! You cod sucking - pastry eating Danes!^^^^^

Well the lowliest ******** Dane has twice the IQ of the beemerdons...just so you remember your place.

 

[juniorfjr]

It's not even mid December yet, what is this place gonna sound like by February? Gonna get the popcorn now.

 

[Big Sky]

As a teenager my son once informed me: Jesus was actually a black man.

I said, no, Jesus was actually a black woman.

He came back, a black woman with a disability (pause)...and a prison record.

He figured out political incorrectness at a relatively young age. His Heine/Mick/Sheep Shagger/Honky-*** father approves.

 

[bluesdog]

Nuke the green gay vegan Muslim whales....

Nuke an unborn green gay vegan Muslim whale for Jesus