WF "Ho"

[skyway]

I'll let others elaborate who are far more in the know regarding the ways of "ladies of the night" while staying at the Reno Hilton.

TWN is THE Pimp Daddy. :lol:

 

[madmike2]

TWN is THE Pimp Daddy. :lol:

:rofl:

 

[fjrchik]

shhhhh! what happened in reno, stays in reno. :lol:

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

shhhhh! what happened in reno, stays in reno. :lol:

Not with all the storytellers on this site it don't.

 

[slapnpop]

That's Vegas. What heppens in Reno, gets blabbered about on the internet before everyone's BACK from Reno!

Own up!

 

[madmike2]

What can you say about a fellow whose wifey flies into Reno to be with him and plans to finally ride a group ride....but hubby stays in the bar until, uhm, very late (or was that very early) and........well, he can do the 'splainin' when he gets home in a couple of days.

 

[tripletango]

I'll let others elaborate who are far more in the know regarding the ways of "ladies of the night" while staying at the Reno Hilton.
TWN is THE Pimp Daddy. :lol:

Dam i missed out on all that fun. But I felt great on Sunday for the orangevale guided tour. All was not lost!

 

[dcarver]

Ooooh.... that 'splains the look on TWN's face when I saw Mr and Mrs TWN this morning... :blink:

 

[Ignacio]

I'll blab. What goes on in Reno...stays in Reno.....until you get access to the Internet again.

It goes something like this.

Skooter opines for several nights about being fairly skilled at spotting working girls. Maybe it's previous experience being "The Man". He spotted several the night earlier I believe of the blue collar variety. Not the best quality.

Saturday morning about 3 a.m. a large group is good and liquored up including myself. Out of the nearby bathroom comes a very attractive blonde. A cute girl in great skirt and a bit of cleavage. VERY SEXY in my opinion.

I'm eyeballing her the way a 38 year old guy does for an early 20 something. As she walks by she turns and give me the most serious **** Me eyes I've seen since I was an early 20 something. Instantly, I know she's a hooker because this hot of a girl would never look at me that way.

As she walks further by I get Skooter to look at her, and he nods to me to confirm that she's a professional. ....or so I thought.

Then TWN does his matchmaker trick. The guy is a pure pimp BTW and absolutely the best wingman in the world. He gets her to comeback and talk to our drunken gaggle.

Skooter talks her up for about 10 minutes one-on-one and I figure he's either jawing with her about her profession wasting her time....or maybe negotiating a price because the boy is a bit backed up.

She then leaves and he comes over and says that she just asked him if he was interested in some "adult entertainment" and looks surprised. He said it in air quotes as if it was some revelation.

Next day I figure out that he had no clue she was a pro until that quote. He thought she was interested him :huh:

I laughed my ass off.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Well, I thought I was gonna have to jump in and support my buddy based on heresay. I'm glad to see that Iggy set the record straight from the perspective of a firsthand account! Geesh y'all, TWN was out til the early morning and you all are being all vague and **** about details regarding a working girl. That could be dangerous for a married guy!

:lol:

 

[Ignacio]

That could be dangerous for a married guy!
:lol:

Not so much. Think of TWN as Goose and Skooter as Maverick. She just had lost that loving feeling.

......the analogy continues. Maverick had a fast bike. Skooter has one too. They both were Navy.

............Maverick is Tom Cruise. Skooter is.....well.....he has big ears...........

.......................Ummm. Nevermind.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

That could be dangerous for a married guy!

:lol:

Not so much. Think of TWN as Goose and Skooter as Maverick. She just had lost that loving feeling.

......the analogy continues. Maverick had a fast bike. Skooter has one too. They both were Navy.

............Maverick is Tom Cruise. Skooter is.....well.....he has big ears...........

.......................Ummm. Nevermind.

I'm one of the few people in this world that never saw Top Gun. Can you do a Fargo analogy?

 

[Woodstock]

Yea, and we're all giving TWN big props until we all realize...

He's picking up a hooker for crying out loud. How hard should that be? :lol:

 

[skyway]

For the record, TWN was not picking up any ladies. But if your ever at a casino in Nevada late at night, you definitely want to stick close by him, you can't beat the entertainment.

I'll also add that it was funny watching one of the tired looking SS1K riders chatting at the bar in the wee hours. :lol:

 

[Woodstock]

I'll also add that it was funny watching one of the tired looking SS1K riders chatting at the bar in the wee hours. :lol:

Yea, some of those other riders sure did look toasted. :dribble:

 

[GunMD]

I'll also add that it was funny watching one of the tired looking SS1K riders chatting at the bar in the wee hours. :lol:

Yea, some of those other riders sure did look toasted. :dribble:

Hey now, be nice "Mr. Red eyes and disheveled hair". Or was it "Dawn of the Dead"? :lol:

 

[Toecutter]

Next day I figure out that he had no clue she was a pro until that quote. He thought she was interested him :huh:
I laughed my ass off.

Maybe he was just put off by the price. If ***** was like anything else at the Hilton, I wouldn't blame him. With a banana and cup of coffee running 5 bucks, I shudder to think what "Adult entertainment" would cost...
But then again, if he had some real buds around they would've passed the hat and gotten him properly congratulated for his recent world-record performance in the Silver State. Another reason I don't hang out in dogpacks...

 

[SkooterG]

No comment.

 

[Ignacio]

No comment.

Perfect answer. You're learning my wide-eared friend. :clapping:

Other appropriate answers would have been:

• I cannot confirm or deny that.
• I have no recollection.
• It's an FJR rider conspiracy to impune my reputation and I will sue.
• That wasn't me. It was my evil twin.