What I saw out riding

[v65]

Sorry no pics for this little tale, although rad can probably come up with a good substitute. Up here in the northeast the riding season is fast approaching an end, snow flurries last weekend. So when the temps hit the 60's today there was no question of getting a ride in, even with the threat of thunder showers.

So, I am cruising around the backwoods of NE PA when along a comes a CB 500 (or a good approximation of) with two gents sans riding gear. Well I think they may have had helmets on, but by that time I was suffering some retinal damage. I think we need a new man rule, if you are going to ride your motorcycle naked you need to do some situps first :lol: The driver did wave, so they do have that going for them.

A bit unusual around here, for those of you living in states (clicky) where this is an everyday occurence I am sorry for wasting your time.

 

[radman]

 

[Geezer]

The flip flops are a nice touch.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Funny. I was leading a ride from Fortuna down to the Avenue of Giants in a group of 4 bikes. We were taking it easy speed wise due to CHP activity. A Cadillac SUV wagon thingy came up beside me. I looked over. There was a young 'woman' holding her two fingers in the shape of a V against her mouth and licking the air between her fingers. It made me guffaw. She laughed and pointed at me. The Cadillac sped ahead, but before it got too far away the young 'woman' stood on her passenger seat and out of the front window and pulled up her shirt to expose her breasts to me.

I was a bit taken aback, but managed not to do anything. FJRob later asked, "Hey, what did you do to deserve that?"

"I laughed."

 

[skyway]

Just curious, did one of them mention they also enjoy jumping through fires in the middle of the desert?

 

[snikr]

Darn Orange....some people have ALL the luck. I'd have "jumped" right on that.

Tom

Funny. I was leading a ride from Fortuna down to the Avenue of Giants in a group of 4 bikes. We were taking it easy speed wise due to CHP activity. A Cadillac SUV wagon thingy came up beside me. I looked over. There was a young 'woman' holding her two fingers in the shape of a V against her mouth and licking the air between her fingers. It made me guffaw. She laughed and pointed at me. The Cadillac sped ahead, but before it got too far away the young 'woman' stood on her passenger seat and out of the front window and pulled up her shirt to expose her breasts to me.
I was a bit taken aback, but managed not to do anything. FJRob later asked, "Hey, what did you do to deserve that?"

"I laughed."

 

[twowheelnut]

Seems eventually we all see some strange stuff:

Four years ago, I was riding my VFR on Figueroa Mountain Road, which traverses the lonely rolling hills through Los Padres National Forest near Santa Ynez and happened upon a road that I never before noticed, as it actually runs off into the Forest from the end of a parking area. Called Sunset Valley Road, and being as it was getting close to sunset, I figger’d it must be rightly named and maybe I could get some nice pictures of the sun, well, setting. So I turned my trusty ride up and into the live oak lined trail of broken asphalt to look for an appropriate overlook for which my photo op might take place.

I was about two miles in when after rounding a bend, caught sight of a pick-up a hundred yards or so ahead with what appeared to be a fella sitting on the open tailgate talking to a dude in front of him. Well, as I neared, the full scene unveiled itself to my rather disbelieving eyes: Between these two chaps, was a buck-nekkid girl servicing them both, one from the north and the other from the south! Off to the right on a short berm was another dude with a professional quality video cam taping all of the action. I was upon the ‘set’ of a porno flick in the making! :blink:

Yes, dear friends, I did slow to a crawl for a gander and as I did so, the girl raised from her, um, task at, er, hand (well, you know what I mean), swept her long brunette hair from her face waved sweetly and followed with a beckoning smile. I nodded in response and gave the brakes one final, wee tap before I went beyond the truck.

I did find my overlook and clicked a couple of worthless shots of the sunset that didn't get saved, but I do retain a rather fond memory of that ride!

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

It was 30 years ago now. One evening riding up on a famous hill in the town I lived in, I came across an El Camino that looked liked it miss a turn. The two rear wheels were off the ground in a high center. I got off the bike and walked up to the car to check if everything was o.k. Well I got quite a show. The guy was on his knees on the passenger side floor and the girl had her legs spread and heels up on the dash. I watched for a while then got bored and tapped on the window, He give me the thumbs up and I walked away.

 

[trimmantom]

Well twowheel you had the perfect photo op and blew it off for a sunset?

Last year while on a trip up the blueridge parkway with the wife I pulled off on a rest area overlook and stopped at end of the parking area to get off for a few minutes when some dude was down the grassy knoll getting his wanky off on his chick-a dee.About that time the wife pulls up on her bike and just shakes her head and takes off.I watched for a second and hit the road to.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Darn Orange....some people have ALL the luck. I'd have "jumped" right on that.
Tom

Funny. I was leading a ride from Fortuna down to the Avenue of Giants in a group of 4 bikes. We were taking it easy speed wise due to CHP activity. A Cadillac SUV wagon thingy came up beside me. I looked over. There was a young 'woman' holding her two fingers in the shape of a V against her mouth and licking the air between her fingers. It made me guffaw. She laughed and pointed at me. The Cadillac sped ahead, but before it got too far away the young 'woman' stood on her passenger seat and out of the front window and pulled up her shirt to expose her breasts to me.

I was a bit taken aback, but managed not to do anything. FJRob later asked, "Hey, what did you do to deserve that?"

"I laughed."

It's one of those "what if" situations:

1) what if I was single

2) what if I had no morals

3) what if I wanted divorce

1. I'm not

2. I do

3. I don't

Therefore I did no jumping.

 

[v65]

I knew it! Living in Amish country is absolutely killing my opportunities to see naked people in public.

 

[radman]

I knew it! Living in Amish country is absolutely killing my opportunities to see naked people in public.

You're obviously not looking. But then..........

And for the truly voyeuristic.......

Amish Porn

Very work safe....

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I did find my overlook and clicked a couple of worthless shots of the sunset that didn't get saved, but I do retain a rather fond memory of that ride!

Should have taken her...it ain't bad once you get past the used part and for some reason they always pick the guys with small johnsons for those movies...ya ever notice that? :blink:

 

[twowheelnut]

radman, you are one, seriously sick mutha fucka. I luv's ya, man! :lol:

 

[v65]

radman, you are one, seriously sick mutha fucka. I luv's ya, man! :lol:

What I want to know is if he has all of these sights bookmarked, or is he the googlemeistermeistergoogle?