what's wrong with people???

[PAFJR1300]

Just one of those days.... I was suppose to have the day off but had to go into work to care of one thing. Ended up staying longer than I would on any other day. I Get home from work and the wife tells me she has a jewlery party to go to. Fine with me, gonna have some time to myself. :yahoo: Figured I'd go for a ride and return some stuff to the store. Now that the FJR is an APV (all purpose vehicle) I had a computer monitor corded to the back. I didn't want to take the highway and risk loosing the monitor so I was taking the back roads. Coming out of farm land and into the city I start riding past a strip mall. I see a SUV make the turn coming down the road towards me. First the left blinker comes on and the vehicle jumps into the turn lane to the mall and the blinker goes off. I was just puttin along, had my visor up tryin to catch a cool breeze and resting my left hand. I start thinking "they're gonna turn right in front of me". I start slowing down, I can see two girls in the vehicle (probably late teens early twenties) the SUV is rolling straight in the lane maybe 5 mph. As I get maybe 30 feet away she jerks the wheel left; like she is gonna cut me off or hit me head on, but she hit the brake, looks at her friend and they both have big **** eatin grins. As if instinct took over (maybe not the best instinct) I flipped her the complimentary "have a nice day" :****: and held it till I was right along her open window. As I get along her window, "stupid B*tch" comes out as loud as I could without yelling. She gives me one of those looks like " oh my god, what was that for". mg: :shok:

 

[odot]

perfect time to get a phone number....or, in this case, two of them. What's wrong with you?

 

[PAFJR1300]

perfect time to get a phone number....or, in this case, two of them. What's wrong with you?

I did think of that afterwards, but figured I'd already ruined my chances. hwell:

 

[odot]

If'n you did it right.....that's two in one....oh, well.....we're getting old, aren't we?

 

[Silent]

Were they HAWT??

 

[Checkswrecks]

When this heat hit the East coast this last week, I could really tell the change in cager attitude. Just in the last days the jerkiness, aggressiveness and such has gotten much worse. Truly not hard to miss! On the up-side, I see a lot less kids and critters in the street suddenly.

 

[radman]

Why on earth would you want the phone number of some doofus bitch who thinks it's good sport to scare the **** out of a biker? With all the warm bodies out there, I'd not only pass on these two, but drug 'em and tattoo "chlamydia warren " on their nether regions to scare off any potential suitors!

 

[keithaba]

perfect time to get a phone number....or, in this case, two of them. What's wrong with you?

I did think of that afterwards, but figured I'd already ruined my chances. hwell:

Nah, you were just showing them how thick your fingers are. You know that saying about the size of your hands?

 

[slapnpop]

I'd not only pass on these two, but drug 'em and tattoo "chlamydia warren " on their nether regions to scare off any potential suitors!

Potential suitors for those two aren't likely to know what chlamydia is. Opt for the term "crotch rot" and it'll have more effect.

 

[luvtoride]

I was shocked that he knows how to spell that ****!