Where is TWN?

[ionbeam]

Ol' TWN has been all queued up with 3,999 posts for a couple of days now. The suspense is killing me.

BTW, did you know it has rained for 2 weeks now in NH? This is the kind of thing I've had to turn to for excitement :glare:

 

[dcarver]

you are bored!

 

[SkooterG]

Maybe if he hits 4,000 posts he will blow up!

Rumor has it he is busy starting a gerbil farm.

At least that's what I heard...........

 

[Toecutter]

C'mon guys, quit being little fish. He's just waiting to see how long until he's missed, and by whom. Plus, he has to cook up something special for his #4000. Good riddance, I say.

If somethin' bad happened, we'd've heard about it by now.

Way to take bait, fingerlings....

 

[skyway]

C'mon guys, quit being little fish. He's just waiting to see how long until he's missed, and by whom. Plus, he has to cook up something special for his #4000. Good riddance, I say.
If somethin' bad happened, we'd've heard about it by now.

Way to take bait, fingerlings....

I heard he's going all the way back to his very first post and compiling them all together for # 4K.

 

[radman]

Amazing as it may seem, he finally ran out of things to say.

 

[donaldb]

apparently he has hit the forum rev limiter :blink:

 

[antvq]

apparently he has hit the forum rev limiter :blink:

Either that, or the picture of Aunt Bee has him....ummm....occupied. :dribble:

I think Rad put it in there just to prevent him from reaching 4000 :lol:

 

[Bustanut joker]

It's a toss up between Rad and Toecutter as to which answer is correct. My moneys on Toe

TWN's just waitin' fer some dumbassed comment to allow him to post a most exellent response.

:jester:

 

[Rogue]

Well I know Orangevale is heading over to his house today to do OV's Wilburs so I'm sure he is all right.

I like the rev limiter theory, or maybe his keyboard started ticking!

 

[ionbeam]

I like the rev limiter theory, or maybe his keyboard started ticking!

Key board tick, :lmaosmiley: :rofl:

 

[madmike2]

Maybe if he hits 4,000 posts he will blow up!
Rumor has it he is busy starting a gerbil farm.

At least that's what I heard...........

Hey, if we read it on the internet it must be true..... :dribble:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Quit hassling the man, he's riding the bbq with two hands cookin up my new york steak

 

[SkooterG]

Quit hassling the man, he's riding the bbq with two hands cookin up my new york steak

What?

Whiskey - Tango - Foxtrot, over.........

That ******* didn't cook me any damned steaks when I was out there for the sole purpose of showing him how to install his Speigler lines.

What gratitude I tell ya! The noivvve!

 

[Woodstock]

Quit hassling the man, he's riding the bbq with two hands cookin up my new york steak

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Man oh man! What a great guy that TWN is! Spent all afternoon helping me put on the Wilber's shock, install the springs and get the set up right for me. Hell, when I got there, he had the shock oil, transmission fluid for the shock flush and a fresh bottle of White Label! What, like I'm Prince O'vale or something (I am, after all, British you know, wot?)?! Then, to top it off, the dude prepares the most bodacious steak and spud I ever had! Holy cow, the boy wields a mean barbecue!

Of course, staying at the palatial Casa de Nuez wasn't to be sneezed at either. The guest suite was quite righteous and his butler didn't rouse me until His Eminence, Rogue, arrived for our journey northward.

Oh, and lest I forget; the very enchanting and lovely Mrs. Nut (what a hottie!) was ever the gracious hostess and even humored me on a host of philosophical topics, not the least of which included a lively debate over Scottish vs. Tennessee blends!

Oh, and skooter? TWN said the reason he didn't cook up a steak for you is that you told him you were stuffed with gerbils - what ever that means... :dntknw:

Well, gotta go now. Rogue is out in TWN's driveway doing burnouts, wheelies and stopies, so I guess that means he's itching to get going...

Thanks again, TWN! You rock, dude! :good: :bye:

 

[twowheelnut]

WTF? :dntknw:

What, you bozos my nannies or sumpin'? Sheesh! Truth be told, I got tired of all the noobs postin' up lame-*** things like, 'Uh, guys, how do I put the key in the ignition? And, while you're at it, where is the ignition?' or 'Where can I find risers for my '06?' or 'Well, I'm an expert on - insert topic here - because I once raced back in '32 and I have a Craftsman 12 piece socket set...' or

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Holy ****! Look! There's a button up there that says, 'Help', right next to the one that says, 'Search'! Wow, these guys thought of everything!

Worse yet, I let myself get sucked into this stupid crap! I know I can get under most anyone's skin myself, but that **** was killing my positive vibes, man! You dig?

Okay, that and I got busy at work, too. OK?

Hugs and kisses!

TWN

:****:

 

[FNG]

Well, not everyone here is as all knowing and knowledgeable as to how things work here as your postness. Perhaps just a weekly post as to how screwed up everybody is will suffice, easier to stomach as opposed to a daily dose. Next week, same time, same drivel?

 

[twowheelnut]

Well, they should be. By the way, izzat sex change holdin' for ya there, Gloria? In case you hadn't noticed, I haven't be on in a week, so this is my weekly post about screwed up dickwads, dickwad. The Smart-*** Express leaves track 9 in five minutes. Be on it, K?

Noobs, sheesh.

:****: