Why chicks should not be allowed to drive cars, bikes,

[SouthernCruizer]

CLICKY for broads in vehicles

Are you of the fairer sex and think this is NOT funny? Tough. Now, go fix me a sandwhich and get me a beer while I relax and watch this video again.

p.s. you really need to mop these floors when you're done with the other chores I gave you. :yahoo:

 

[Patriot]

Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me

feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled

across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this - then get me a beer'.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Classic. I think Bust drives like that all the time.

 

[Silver Penguin]

CLICKY for broads in vehicles
Are you of the fairer sex and think this is NOT funny? Tough. Now, go fix me a sandwhich and get me a beer while I relax and watch this video again.

p.s. you really need to mop these floors when you're done with the other chores I gave you. :yahoo:

I don't quite understand how I'm supposed to get to, and from work though. As well as fixing all the meals, mopping the floors and the other chores, I still have to go out to work, right? If I have to walk there and back, I won't have time to do all my other chores.

PS Funny video.

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

I don't quite understand how I'm supposed to get to, and from work though. As well as fixing all the meals, mopping the floors and the other chores, I still have to go out to work, right? If I have to walk there and back, I won't have time to do all my other chores.
PS Funny video.

And you definitely won't have time to fix a sandwich or get a beer. :lol:

So if that's the case, the man should be bringing you the sandwich and beer. Am I right? You betcha!!

 

[madmike2]

Obviously you meant to say some ladies.... :huh:

Certainly not those who frequent this and other motorcycle websites who have proven their abilities and mettle AND dealt with we of the "caveman" mentality.

Orrr....since they can't be trusted to operate complicated machinery one supposes that you will now be running everything in your household: clothes washer, clothes dryer, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, blender, mixer, microwave.......

Uhm....Ohhhhh Ba-arb.....your turn!

 

[user 213]

I don't quite understand how I'm supposed to get to, and from work though. As well as fixing all the meals, mopping the floors and the other chores, I still have to go out to work, right? If I have to walk there and back, I won't have time to do all my other chores.

First, find a man that can cook, or teach yours to cook. Share that role, (you'll eat more interesting meals, though not necessarily low in calories). Again, teach the man to clean up his spills, mopping can then be put on a diminished schedule. Stop washing and waxing your bike. The bugs don't care if it's clean, just go ride.

As to the rest of the chores, time management. The wash cycle is 54 minutes long, at 65 mph you could cover 58.5 miles while the laundry is running. Realizing this, you could opt for the heavy soil cycle with pre-soak, stain cycle, extra rinse and max extract...... all in the interest of providing clean clothes for your family. You just scored over 90 minutes for riding. A quick stop at the house to swap to the dryer and start the second load, 90 more minutes for riding.

Teach the kids to fold clothes the military way, (cause that's where they're going once they turn 17), and you can milk out another hour for riding.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

 

[Silver Penguin]

Teach the kids to fold clothes the military way, (cause that's where they're going once they turn 17), and you can milk out another hour for riding.
I could go on, but you get the idea.

As soon as the kids got to about 4th grade or so, they learned that only the contents of the laundry basket got washed. Near misses (i.e. on the floor nearby) didn't count. Since the kids' clothes were on the floor rather than in the basket, I did significantly less laundry and after a while, they figured out how to do their own. Husband got with the program a lot quicker, and put his clothes into the basket.

Hmmmmhh! If I can't drive or ride a bike....... household machinery presents a problem..... but that might risk my computer!

(The really ironic part is that Andy is very competent with the computer and my rather lame efforts amuse him. Yet at work, I'm the computer 'expert' for the unit. Strange!!)

 

[dcarver]

OK ladies, where is the counter point video?

Surely you galz have a video showing how dumb sh#% the guyz are?

Oh no, then again, maybe not.. just sayin'...

 

[Silver Penguin]

OK ladies, where is the counter point video?Surely you galz have a video showing how dumb sh#% the guyz are?

Go to u-tube or similar. Type 'motorcycle and stunt' into the search field. Choose from a modest number of videos showing guys making total fools of themselves.

 

[jdog109socal]

:drinks: Good find

The one trying to park should have license revoked..and a ass beating just for be in Dumber then Dumb

 

[phil]

Rolling the minivan at the gate is also a classic. I don't think I could do that . . .

 

[MCML]

I guess I had a "warped" upbringing. My mom had been a sargeant in the WACS. Something needed to be done. It got done. Plumbing was irrelevant.

Funny video, though!

 

[v65]

:drinks: Good find

The one trying to park should have license revoked..and a ass beating just for be in Dumber then Dumb

I thought for sure that would be the funniest one, but the woman getting knocked on her rear trying to fill her car with gas, priceless.

 

[Fred W]

Funny video.

When it was done this was one of the suggested videos.

I thought it was kinda cute... clicky

 

[SouthernCruizer]

Funny video.
When it was done this was one of the suggested videos.

I thought it was kinda cute... clicky

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Yep, that was a good one...already covered in this post >>Previous post link

 

[Fred W]

Well there you have it. Proof positive that I don't read every friggen post on this forum! :dirol:

 

[SouthernCruizer]

I download the entire forum posts to my Zumo, then read them while I am running the twisties. :blink:

 

[Fred W]

Can't you get Karen or Emily to read it to you?