Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Pterodactyl]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

[SacramentoMike]

I'm convinced. Probably should get a gun soon. Still legal, right?

 

[bigjohnsd]

So if you had to give up ***** or Guns, which would it be?

JSNS

 

[MrZappo]

Does "give up" still mean I cant rent one from time to time ?

 

[RadioHowie]

So if you had to give up ***** or Guns, which would it be? JSNS

Depends...

Keeper!!

Goodbye!!

 

[VMaxChuck]

So if you had to give up ***** or Guns, which would it be? JSNS

Depends...

Keeper!!

Goodbye!!

First one looks like a LOT of maintenance.....second one you could throw out and replace rather cheaply!

My vote goes for the GUN!!

 

[Pterodactyl]

So if you had to give up ***** or Guns, which would it be? JSNS

At our your age ***** may soon become irrelevant. Your gun will always be relevant.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Mick Jagger was once asked if he was happy. His response was that he had learned very early after making it big that indeed you cannot buy happiness with money, but he also learned that there is a great deal of happiness for rent. Buy the gun... rent everything else.