Winter Classes for Women

[MEM]

[SIZE=18pt]Winter Classes for Women at [/SIZE]

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By December 18, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

[SIZE=14pt]Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat[/SIZE]

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

[SIZE=14pt]Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?[/SIZE]

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Class 3

[SIZE=14pt]Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--[/SIZE][SIZE=14pt]Group Debate.[/SIZE]

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

[SIZE=14pt]Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.[/SIZE]

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

[SIZE=14pt]Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?[/SIZE]

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

[SIZE=14pt]How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program[/SIZE]

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

[SIZE=14pt]Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?[/SIZE]

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

[SIZE=14pt]Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT![/SIZE]

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

[SIZE=14pt]I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.[/SIZE]

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

[SIZE=14pt]How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.[/SIZE]

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

[SIZE=14pt]Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.[/SIZE]

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

[SIZE=14pt]How to Shop by Yourself.[/SIZE]

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[rushes]

:lol: :good:

 

[orestes]

Not too many examples in class 9 I suspect

 

[FJRBluesman]

Are these remedial classes?

 

[v65]

Damn, nothing about how to turn a light switch off. Guess the SO will have to wait another term.

 

[charismaticmegafauna]

[SIZE=18pt]Winter Classes for Women at [/SIZE]THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By December 18, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

[SIZE=14pt]Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat[/SIZE]

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

My dad and step-mom wore-out the thermostat on their wall -- he'd get up and turn it one way and she'd turn it the other (when he wasn't looking). This went on, more-or-less, continuously -- from what I could tell, when visiting?

I tried to tell them that it was an automatic device (and explain its purpose/operation) several times -- but, to no avail.

Someone needed this class... :blink:

 

[Patriot]

Wow...priceless

thanx for posting Mary Ellen :yahoo:

 

[old&slow]

[SIZE=18pt]Winter Classes for Women at [/SIZE]THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By December 18, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 2

[SIZE=14pt]Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?[/SIZE]

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

I love class two ,,

I was doing a MSF class one time ,,, one rest room ,,,

,,lady came out of the rest room to a waiting line,, and proudly announced to everyone,,

" And I put the seat down and left it down !"... <_< :blink:

And when I came out I proudly announced ,,"and I pisses all over the seat.."

( didn't really piss on the seat ,, but thought it was funny ,,, )

If the guys are sharp enough to lift the seat ,,, surely women Should be sharp enough

to put it down ...

Of course it probably would be funny as hell to watch some chick "splash down" because

she didn't put the seat down,, :clapping:

( I know,,,, I'm going to hell ,, but it's Friday,,)

 

[rushes]

[SIZE=18pt]Winter Classes for Women at [/SIZE]
Class 2

[SIZE=14pt]Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?[/SIZE]

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Growing up the only boy with 5 sisters, I decided at an early age to put both the seat and the lid down.

Hey, if I have to lift, so do you... :thumbsup:

 

[Warchild]

Perfect! :good:

#2, #7 and #10 are awesome! :lol:

 

[MEM]

[SIZE=18pt]Winter Classes for Women at [/SIZE]
Class 2

[SIZE=14pt]Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?[/SIZE]

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Growing up the only boy with 5 sisters, I decided at an early age to put both the seat and the lid down.

Hey, if I have to lift, so do you... :thumbsup:

Personally, I prefer the seat up - in public washrooms. Easier to squat over

5 sisters ?! you must be a really sensitive guy

 

[Old Michael]

Personally, I prefer the seat up - in public washrooms. Easier to squat over

Thanks for sharing that with us, Simon.

 

[LDRydr]

Class 5[SIZE=14pt]Curling Irons & Hair Dryers -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?[/SIZE]

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Fixed this one for you...

 

[FJRBluesman]

Personally, I prefer the seat up - in public washrooms. Easier to squat over

Thanks for sharing that with us, Simon.

I was miss quoted.... :blink:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Personally, I prefer the seat up - in public washrooms. Easier to squat over

Thanks for sharing that with us, Simon.

I was miss quoted.... :blink:

That's what they all say! I read it on the internet, so I don't believe you.

MEM: I wish they had another class:

A Remedial How-to: Disciplining a child without waiting for "bad guy" Dad.

 

[MEM]

Personally, I prefer the seat up - in public washrooms. Easier to squat over

Thanks for sharing that with us, Simon.

I was miss quoted.... :blink:

That's what they all say! I read it on the internet, so I don't believe you.

MEM: I wish they had another class:

A Remedial How-to: Disciplining a child without waiting for "bad guy" Dad.

Shiny - SOMEbody has to be the bad guy. Perhaps you could teach the course

 

[wheatonFJR]

MEM: I wish they had another class:
A Remedial How-to: Disciplining a child without waiting for "bad guy" Dad.

2 thumbs up to that class. I will forever be the bad guy.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

MEM: I wish they had another class:

A Remedial How-to: Disciplining a child without waiting for "bad guy" Dad.

Shiny - SOMEbody has to be the bad guy. Perhaps you could teach the course

Only if at least one of the students has a flat head.

 

[MEM]

MEM: I wish they had another class:

A Remedial How-to: Disciplining a child without waiting for "bad guy" Dad.

Shiny - SOMEbody has to be the bad guy. Perhaps you could teach the course

Only if at least one of the students has a flat head.

What for? to hold your pointer ?!