Wisdom Southern Style!!!!!!!!

[donaldb]

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and

Nascar.

All of a sudden Joe says " I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she hasn't

spoken to me in over 6 months."

Bill sips his beer and says" You better think it over, women like that are

hard to find."

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

A couple from Arkansas moves to Texas. After awhile they decide to get a divorce. When signing the paperwork the lawyer says "You are no longer husband and wife." The husband says, "Does that mean we are no longer brother and sister too."