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It was at an intersection, and they were really both at fault. Neither wanted to yield.


They got out of their cars and both were very attractive gals. One younger, the other a bit older.


I was close enough to overhear their exchange.





After the initial bout of yelling and finger pointing, the older woman asks "Are you ok?"


The younger woman replies, "I think so, but my husband is going to be FURIOUS."


The older woman replies, "I know, my husband is going to be angry as well. I'm going


to need to stop off at Victoria's Secret and buy something to distract him."


"Ohhhhh.....that's a really great idea!", replies the younger woman. "By the way, my name is Katelyn," says the younger woman.


"Wow, my name is Caitlin, too" Replies the older woman.

 

"So, Caitlin, what do you suggest I get to distract my husband?" asks Katelyn.


"Well Katelyn, I suggest you get something that shows off your really cute figure. You have nice hips


and you should find something that accentuates that. Plus you have lovely, long blonde hair. Get something that is minimal


so that he'll notice your hair. Maybe just a nice thong and bra combo ...with thigh highs." suggests Caitlin.

 

"Wow Caitlin", says Katelyn, "that's a great idea! By the way, you really have a nice figure, too. What do you do to stay fit?"


"I do pilates." says Caitlin. "I like how fit and limber it keeps me. Look."


Caitlin bends over and touches the ground with the palms of her hands while keeping her legs perfectly straight. Katelyn can't help but


notice that Caitlin's skirt has ridden up high on her thighs showing off her pleasant roundness. Katelyn feels a fluttery sense of


moisture in her silken pleasure spot. She walks up to Caitlin, who is still bent over. She slides her hands up and down Caitlin's legs, thighs and derriere.


She says, "You ARE in really good shape." Caitlin lets out a little moan of pleasure and leans back into Katelyn's hands.


"Thanks" she huskily replies.......





That's all I saw. A crowd had gathered and I had to get to work.






(Stolen mostly from a BARF posting.)


 
What did you smoke for breakfast?????
Old Michael, I just Googled Danish humor and here is what I got: https://www.ovalbooks.com/xeno/Danes.html

"Danish humour suffers from the handicap of the Danes' literal-mindedness ('Can you play the violin?' 'I don't know, I've never tried.'), and for ..."

POSTSCRIPT: I am glad to see Old Michael that you are still fully enjoying that killer "Maui Wowie" that I scored you for your Christmas gift!!!

 
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If the above story is an example of Irish humor, then it is obvious why you guys drink so much! If you play your card right the Danes might invade Ireland again and provide you with a stable economic environment. A little herring with your ugly black beer might help!

 
What did you smoke for breakfast?????
Nuthin'.

I'm just high on FJRForum sunshine.

Thank God no one was hurt!
Don, had you been there, I'm sure you'd have been right "in the middle" of it, checking for injuries.

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If the above story is an example of Irish humor, then it is obvious why you guys drink so much! If you play your card right the Danes might invade Ireland again and provide you with a stable economic environment. A little herring with your ugly black beer might help!
Rich, here is what that same website had to say about we Irish! I cannot argue with a word of it!

Avoid the void

There's no use denying it, Irish people talk a lot. They don't know why. It just seems to pour out of them. Maybe it's something to do with living on a lonely mist-covered island on the western fringe of Europe. Whatever the reason, they just can't abide silence. It's a vacuum that must be filled.

 

The write stuff

The Irish devotion to literature is almost a character weakness. It is said that every Irish person has a book inside him or her. Very few of them can be persuaded to leave it there.

 
OM? sharing the Penthouse Forum story you showered with this morning?

 
OM? sharing the Penthouse Forum story you showered with this morning?
That was what I was thinking. Or the poor ******* is getting so old he can no longer distinguish his dirty magazine reading from what he actually sees.

 
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