Woman and Husband

[JimLor]

...in bed one night. Woman looks over at her husband and says, "I'm going to make you the happiest man alive." Husband looks at her and says, "I'm gonna miss you."

 

[HaulinAshe]

...in bed one night. Woman looks over at her husband and says, "I'm going to make you the happiest man alive." Husband looks at her and says, "I'm gonna miss you."

Damn Jim! Lori let you post that??? :huh:

 

[brazos parker]

Jim, how's that couch working out?

 

[JimLor]

Heck, I didn't say it was a personal experience just a story I heard! BUt ya know, Lorie didn't think it was as funny as I did. Kinda like - why do husbands die first? Because they want to! She didn't think that was all that funny either. Hmmmm

 

[HaulinAshe]

Oh, it was plenty funny to me. But I have (more than one) ex-wife! Think you better find that special chik holiday on the calendar that falls between Nov. 1 and Christmas. I think it's called "Honey I didn't mean it day", no wait... I remember it now.. "Just Because Day" :lol: .



Why do old women have so much sex? So they can wear the old one out before the expiration date and buy a newer model!