World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Draggon Rider]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

 

[johnny80s]

And he never got laid again....

 

[7xray]

And he never got laid again....

No that was the guy that got married.

 

[Bugnatr]

And he never got laid again....

No that was the guy that got married.

:lol:

 

[HotRodZilla]

And he never got laid again....

Apparently you're not riding motorcycles and going fishing and hunting and playing golf a lot and drinking beer and scotch and showing off all the money you have in the bank in the right places. Between getting married and getting laid, getting laid is the easy part.