World's shortest fairy tale...

[Roadstar]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?

The girl said, NO! The guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played a lot of golf

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End. :yahoo:

 

[FJRBluesman]

That brought a tear to my eye....

 

[SouthernCruizer]

....gave me the goose bumps!

 

[wheatonFJR]

What? Where are the lawyers? No lawyers in this story?

 

[Rogue]

That was the most beautiful thing I have ever read!

 

[fhaze]

HEY! That very closely resembles my life! She did say yes to the proposal, then we spilt a few months later. (Bullet Dodged)

Fart.

 

[k7lvo]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? The girl said, NO! The guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played a lot of golf

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End. :yahoo:

Yeah... I suppose you believe in talking frogs, too! <_<

 

[Steel]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? The girl said, NO! The guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played a lot of golf

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End. :yahoo:

Damn you to hell for reminding me that there once was hope.

 

[Bungie]

HEY! That very closely resembles my life! She did say yes to the proposal, then we spilt a few months later. (Bullet Dodged)

Same here! that was close.

 

[Slick]

The first starter marriage gave me a great kid and the second marriage is the real deal.

She even laughs when I fart.

Can't get any better than that

Sometimes you can have your cake and eat it too...