Yank The Weenie

[jwhite518]

Greetings, hot dog eaters. Are you traveling to LA for the Pinks RTE, but have some time to kill before the event starts? Don't want to sit around your room watching adult movies? Here's a way to pleasure yourself in public, legally, and on a motorcycle. Announcing the first ever Yank The Weenie rally.

This 12 hour event is held in conjunction with Dean Tanji's Bite The Weenie RTE on November 21, 2009. The bonus listing is made up of past bonuses used on various Iron Butt, Spank, and RWYB rallies, plus one or two new ones. All bonuses are in the Southern California area, none more than a two hour ride from Pink's (traffic cooperating.) The finish line is the Pink's RTE, where you may or may not be scored. You don't even need to use the whole 12 hours - earn one bonus and ride 50 miles to be a finisher!

Entry fee: FREE

Entry deadline: Nov 8

Rally packs will be distributed on Nov 14, so you will have a week to plan. Rules are extremely simple, and will be distributed along with the rally pack. Routing assistance and teamwork are encouraged. You will need a digital camera, possibly with the capability to take short videos. A GPS is not required.

Email me privately to get on the list.

 

[LDRydr]

Are there finisher's plaques and t-shirts? No? Ok, put me on the list.

 

[RenoJohn]

Free?

Simple Rules?

Teamwork OK?

1week to plan?

Routing assistance OK?

Pictures and Videos encouraged?

Snag one bonus to be a "finisher"?

Man-0-Man, I will be doing this.

last year I got to Holyweird early and bar-hopped until Pinks RTE opened, that seems limp compared to this great idea.

Email forthcoming and thanks Jerry, this is really a groovy idea.

Disclaimer:

Other riders please note: I have experience yankin' the weenie and hope you appreciate full my disclosure before the event. I felt it impotent to share this.

 

[Maura]

Disclaimer: Other riders please note: I have experience yankin' the weenie and hope you appreciate full my disclosure before the event. I felt it impotent to share this.

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Gosh, your post is SO very interesting. Thank you so much for sharing. You are a giver, aren't you?

 

[dj bill]

roy,richard.lets do this.

 

[Fairlaner]

I plan on doing it...

R

 

[dj bill]

cool im there with ya,call roy

 

[jwhite518]

Just a little reminder...some of you have posted here that you're doing the rally but I haven't gotten an email message from you. The rally materials are only going to those who are in my inbox. jerrywhite518 at gmail.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Both links are the same, should they be different?

Greetings, hot dog eaters. Are you traveling to LA for the Pinks RTE, ....
This 12 hour event is held in conjunction with Dean Tanji's Bite The Weenie RTE .....

 

[Maura]

Both links are the same, should they be different?

Greetings, hot dog eaters. Are you traveling to LA for the Pinks RTE, ....
This 12 hour event is held in conjunction with Dean Tanji's Bite The Weenie RTE .....

they are the same thing...it is all about biting the weenie AT pink's, purveyor of fine weenies.

 

[dcarver]

Email sent, J.

 

[dcarver]

Yank the Weeenie!

Shit, where is Bust when you need him?

 

[jwhite518]

Revised entry due date: Tomorrow! Time to make up your mind.

 

[Wee Willy]

Yankin' & yankin' hard. We're in. Email sent.

W2

 

[dcarver]

Weenie #16 is in!

 

[BikerGeek99]

Yank the Weeenie!
Shit, where is Bust when you need him?

Well, if this thread were titled "Yank the sheep" he'd be all over it.

Sounds like a hoot. Youn's'all be safe and have fun!

 

[Wee Willy]

Yanker #2 is riding out of Santa Clarita (start). Looking for an "orgy bonus" riding partner. Anyone interested?

PM me.

Cheers,

W2

 

[jwhite518]

Yanker #2 is riding out of Santa Clarita (start). Looking for an "orgy bonus" riding partner. Anyone interested?
PM me.

Cheers,

W2

WW, I am starting at the Tumble Inn bonus, hopefully be there right at 10.

 

[DougW]

I'll be starting at Cooks Corner @ 1000 am, then I will grab the Ortega Highway Combo then Palomar Observatory and then Pines to Palms Combo. The rest of my day is classified.