You have to read this

[FJR_pig]

Mice gone wild

 

[radman]

Them Queen worshippers will research anything.

 

[Scab]

Well, that pretty much explains some of my past dates.

 

[twowheelnut]

Jebus, how do I secure funding for my, erm, research project?

 

[GunMD]

The name of the study author "Steve Ramm..."

What are the odds? With a name like Ramm you know you'll end up in an article like this sooner or later I guess.

Geez, slow day for news, eh Fox?

But my favorite line has to be...

I don't think the phrase 'hung like a harvest mouse' will be catching on any time soon."

 

[Scab]

I don't think the phrase 'hung like a harvest mouse' will be catching on any time soon."

I always hated to hear that. 'Specially when laughter and pointing were present. :huh:

 

[vectervp1]

You know, I've often thought I should come up with some crazy research project and ask the government for $10M for funding.

I think I may study the effects of sexual tension in both mice and humans.... Perhaps set up male mice in one cage, an female mice in a cage next to them. Never let them actually have ***, but be able to smell, touch, squeak at each other. Then have another group where they're going at it like there's no tomorrow... see which group is healthier. Then of course replicate this with people..... Could be fun, at least for half of the group.

 

[twowheelnut]

You know, I've often thought I should come up with some crazy research project and ask the government for $10M for funding.
I think I may study the effects of sexual tension in both mice and humans.... Perhaps set up male mice in one cage, an female mice in a cage next to them. Never let them actually have ***, but be able to smell, touch, squeak at each other. Then have another group where they're going at it like there's no tomorrow... see which group is healthier. Then of course replicate this with people..... Could be fun, at least for half of the group.

Keep skooter away from group A. He'll corrupt the science.

 

[vectervp1]

Keep skooter away from group A. He'll corrupt the science.

Yeah, those poor rats would never know what hit them!

 

[Fencer]

You know, I've often thought I should come up with some crazy research project and ask the government for $10M for funding.

Me too, but I was thinking more along the lines of what type of bike would get me laid more often, cruiser, sportbike, Dirt, Tour, Etc. Then do a sub study on brands. But this would be a long term study and cost about $40 mil or so. Of course the first 20 would be to cover my imminent divorce (should I conduct this "research") and the rest would be to fill a stable with a bunch o' bikes and babes. And if the study is going well, I may need Phizer to kick in a little blue pill :lol: . But even without the pill I am sure I can best the harvest mouse at 8mm

 

[ponyfool]

Your title is wrong....an all new LOW?

 

[nusman68]

My favorite part of the article....

"Ramm said he is unsure why the rodents benefit from having a longer *****."

And this guy went to college?!