feejer222
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John finds the girl of his dreams, she has just inherited £2,000,000. He woo's her and marries her in a whirlwind romance.
A month into the marriage he goes to see his lifelong, and closest friend who is a doctor. 'How can I kill my wife and inherit her money without anyone ever suspecting that I murdered her?' He asks, promising his friend a healthy slice of the £2,000,000.
'There is only one way that is a dead cert' says the doc. 'You have to F*** her to death, you have to be relentless morning noon and night, it will take about 6 months but it will work'
Happy with the theory our man goes off to carry out his evil deed.
5 Months later the doctor is out for a jog through the park and comes across his friend sat in a wheelchair with a blanket over him. He stops to talk, concerned about his friends sudden demise.
'John what happened?' says the doc.
'I followed your instructions to the letter and it's working, she doesn't know she only has a month to live'
'Wow says the doc where is she now'
'Over there playing tennis'
A month into the marriage he goes to see his lifelong, and closest friend who is a doctor. 'How can I kill my wife and inherit her money without anyone ever suspecting that I murdered her?' He asks, promising his friend a healthy slice of the £2,000,000.
'There is only one way that is a dead cert' says the doc. 'You have to F*** her to death, you have to be relentless morning noon and night, it will take about 6 months but it will work'
Happy with the theory our man goes off to carry out his evil deed.
5 Months later the doctor is out for a jog through the park and comes across his friend sat in a wheelchair with a blanket over him. He stops to talk, concerned about his friends sudden demise.
'John what happened?' says the doc.
'I followed your instructions to the letter and it's working, she doesn't know she only has a month to live'
'Wow says the doc where is she now'
'Over there playing tennis'
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