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Cat turns into woman in P/Harcourt - 5 killed as cultists clash

Bolaji Ogundele, Port Harcourt - 22.05.2008

WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.

Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.

According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. “The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja,” said the source.

Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said.

When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass.

She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her.

When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital.

“She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear,” he said.

 
"She's a witch!"

"A witch?"

"Burn her!"

"How do you know she's a witch?"

"She turned me into a newt."

"A newt?!"

"...I got better."

 
And yet another reason I chose Lakeville, Mn to live in rather than, say, Port Harcourt. City ordinances here dealt with the cat/woman issue long ago.

 
I think I got an email from her not long ago. She is now a political prisoner and needs some assistance getting her money safely stateside....

 
Thanks for the info. I will forward to some buddies right away....they're looking for ways to find new women! ;)

 
If that were to happen here:

"But officer... I am telling you... she was a CAT when I hit her..."

Officer: "You have the right to remain silent..."

 
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