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What I don't understand is why/how he gets the forum to do all the work for him. We have to hound him to type the Report and if it weren't for Sharif and Bungie posting pics we'd never see proof that he was actually there. The guy has to be a genius.
I do wish that the lovely Miss Kathleen were wearing gloves in that pic though. Shame on you Gary! I will say that she is dressed to match her bike though, that pic could have been taken 30+ years ago.
Hey Fish,

Gloves: we looked at some, but they weren't her style. I talked about them more than once, but it didn't work out. As a matter of fact, at 23 years old, there are very few items on the planet that are her style according to her. Of course I'm archaic and don't know anything about fashion, based on Kathleen's observations. Oh well.

We had a blast on the Dragon. I spent a good deal of time on the side of the road letting faster riders and other vehicles go ahead of us. We took it easy on the curves, which didn't set well with others trying to crank through the Dragon on Saturday morning. So outa courtesy, we just pulled over and let 'em by. Which was fine, at least I got to admire the scenery a little, which by the way is really beautiful.

Bungie:

Congrats on finding that pic of Kathleen. That is indeed her. You must have looked through a zillion pics to find that. Looks a little like the one Kathleen bought from another photographer.

Concerning the pictures and the forthcoming report, I had to wait for Kathleen to email them to me from her iPhone. I have them now, and will get them uploaded to Photobucket asap. It's been 24 hours since I returned home from the Dragon, and I spent the whole day at work, special last minute teacher training. Anyway, I'll do my best to get the ball rolling as soon as I get home from church in a couple hours. Sorry so slow. My bad.

Gary

 
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Gary, you are doing fine. Don't rush on my account. I am glad you and Kathleen made it back safe and sound. You did know that Saturday morning was NOT the time to be riding that road didn't you? You mentioned the little Honda was burning oil, do you have plans to rebuild it? Is she going to continue riding or is this a passing fad that will disappear once she gets married?

My son started 4th grade this morning and I feel so sorry for his teachers. I do hope they are decently compensated for what my wife and I released on them this morning. If you have to deal with anything like my son, you are definitely earning your money.

FWIW there were only something like 139 photos on the Highlights page on the Killboy site. Yes, she made the Highlights. I did not see you for some reason...

 
You did know that Saturday morning was NOT the time to be riding that road didn't you? You mentioned the little Honda was burning oil, do you have plans to rebuild it? Is she going to continue riding or is this a passing fad that will disappear once she gets married?
My son started 4th grade this morning and I feel so sorry for his teachers. I do hope they are decently compensated for what my wife and I released on them this morning. If you have to deal with anything like my son, you are definitely earning your money.

FWIW there were only something like 139 photos on the Highlights page on the Killboy site. Yes, she made the Highlights. I did not see you for some reason...
Fish

Saturday: I know. But that's the time that we were able to go. So be it. We did fine.

Burning oil, and leaking it as well. The little engine's never been apart and needs a top end rebuild. I'm thinking rings, hone, valve job and check the valve guides... minimum. Carbs need some work as well... she's running rich in all 4 and seriously rich in #1. She won't finish school till next Spring and hopefully will start her new job next Fall. I don't expect she'll have the money for the rebuild until then, or maybe closer to the summer of 015. But her intentions are to not only keep the little Honda, but to completely restore it: chrome, paint, everything. We'll see how that goes.

Students: I have a really rough crowd. I teach the 2 hour block remedial reading courses: 8th grade. Arguably the most difficult group of kids at any level in any school. I'm gearing up for another year as we speak.

Highlights: of course she made the highlights. You oughta see what happens every time we pull into places like Daytona Bike week. She draws quite a crowd on that thing. When Kathleen takes the bike up to Starbucks to sit and study for college, she has to hide her helmet so people won't figure out who owns the Honda parked out front.

Gary

 
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This is frustrating. I'm going to try to post this again for the fourth time. First, Kathleen's iPod pictures wouldn't post because the forum won't accept anything with "attachment" in the code. So I rewrote the whole thing and used the screen capture feature on my Apple to convert the pictures to something that I know will work on the forum. However, when I attempted to post it up, it disappeared into thin air. All the words, all the pictures, everything. How do you spell, UGGGGHHHH in french???

OK, here we go.

My little old trailer is indeed old. It's a 1974 converted snowmobile trailer. A little welding, a new floor, new wiring, and new springs have made it an acceptable for both cargo or hauling a couple motorcycles. However, strapping them down is dicey. They tend to bounce around a bit and since the trailer is a little flimsy, it makes me nervous when I'm towing long distances over rough pavement. Here I am half way to the Dragon, towing at night. I stopped to check everything and sure enough one strap was a little loose.

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I'm going to cut this short and post it to be sure this thing's working.

Gary

 
Well what do ya know, after waiting for perhaps 2 minutes, watching the "loading" bar, it posted. Good. Let's try again.
As I stated earlier, the mapquest said one thing, but our actual travel time was a different matter. We took 9 hours to get to cousin Mike's house in La Grange. Had to wake him up at 3 am (sorry, Cuz...) to tell him I forgot the Aerobed. However, about 20 minutes of searching enabled him to track down his aero bed and we had a place to sleep. Next morning at 10:30, Mike was gone off to work and we packed up and hit the road again for the Dragon. The GPS said 3 hours 45 minutes. That turned into 6 hours and we finally arrived at the Deal's Gap Motorcycle Resort at about 5 or so. But then again, everybody already knew that's where we spent the night thanks to a 5am picture on an earlier post on this thead. How do you spell paparazzi? Good grief. So after a quick ride into town for din-din, we settled down for the evening in the room. There was a lot of racket going on for hours that night as several people were busy partying it up outside. Sorry, that stuff is not my style. Next morning, I just had to get a pic of "the tree." Some of you know it well. The Tree of Shame is covered with parts from the many crashes that have taken place through the years.
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Here's a link to a video of the same tree 7 years ago.

It seems that it changes over the years. That would make sense as there's a lot of new material available to mount up each year. Two guys on sports bikes who seemed to have forgotten what a little patience or a double yellow line is all about... passed us as we were riding the Dragon, doing perhaps 70 mph or so. I can see why so many end up in ditches and local hospitals. One item of interest was a wall of pictures inside the gift shop. It was a who's who of those who'd crashed; and volunteered to donate a picture of all the fresh casts, shredded hide and road rash. I had high hopes that neither of us would end up in that photo gallery.
Next morning we were up bright and early (for a change) and enjoyed some yummie breakfast at the resort's restaurant. I bought a fancy-dancy souvenir cup and was happy to hear that I could get all the free coffee I wanted as long as I was holding that cup. I took full advantage of that offer, of course. So the big moment finally arrived and we headed off across the street to take a pic with the Dragon himself:

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You can just see his silver metallic face looking over my shoulder at the camera. Unfortunately, my fat hynie is blocking half of Kathleen's bike. Please don't turn me in to the forum administration for this terrible injustice. It certainly wasn't on purpose as I actually asked Kathleen to park her bike there for the picture.

A few moments after this pic was taken, the helmet and jacket found their places on Kathleen and we were headed off to ride the Dragon. This is Kathleen's second vacation on the Dragon and we were hoping that a whole year's worth of riding experience would make it a little less stressful for her.

This is the picture Kathleen bought as she perused the available pics that she could find:

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How cool to find out that she was one of the few pictures "featured" at the end of the day on one of the photography sites.

Anyway, we had a blast. I attached one of my Sena SMH10's to her helmet and we were able to stay in contact through this whole trip. Thoroughly happy with the Senas. They worked very well. I set the pace out front, and called back to Kathleen about how fast she'd feel comfortable coming into the next corner. I'd say, "This one's a 30," or "company comin' up behind ya, let's pull over right up here," and so on. It was so refreshing to be able to do that. We stopped for a moment to admire the view,

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It's places like this that make the Dragon difficult to "slay." Many speak of slaying the Dragon, and what they mean is that they flew through the thing as fast as possible. However, when doing so, you just can't focus much on the unbelievable scenery there. IMHO, What a shame. Ya really wanna miss this? I asked Kathleen to pose at the same site shown above, but I think you'll agree that this is a MUCH better picture:

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We got busy talking with a couple fellas there who came over to ask Kathleen (of course) about her Honda. One of them was planning to go to the Barber Motorsports park coming up in October for the Vintage Japanese Motorcycle meet up. He explained that he loves working on old Yammies. Below are a couple of this efforts:

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Unfortunately, the lighting and the angle didn't work out so good to capture the beautiful cafe'ed 650 twin he'd built (in the foreground). It was amazing.

Below, I managed to get someone to snap a pic of Kathleen and I at this same stop.

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I wonder, do you think I look younger in this picture? The fella next to me seemed to think so.
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More later.

Gary

 
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My Son and I rolled thru around 2pm Sat. did 3 passes then rolled on we were on our way home from our 1st father son trip had a blast.

 
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Gary...Two things:

1: Next time, you ride the FJR and let Kathleen drive the van with the trailer. You'll halve your drive time...+/- Lol

2: After seeing that "badly angled " picture of her helmet hair, I have some bad news for you. None of the guys that talk to her give a crap about her motorcycle. They're interested in the hawt red head riding it. She could be on a puke green Vespa scooter and they'd still flock.

If you need to borrow one of my guns, just lemme know.

That is all.

 
Good idea hauling the FJR after dark. We would not want anyone to see an FJR on a trailer.
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Good point. However, I would have really enjoyed just riding the FJR there. Sure would have saved a small fortune in gas. Come to think of it, it sure would be nice if I lived nearby and didn't have to go so far to enjoy those amazing roads. Not sure if Kathleen will ever get a different bike, as she has talked about it. She's like to be able to get out on the highway with a little more power and a little more wind protection. She's commented more than once that she loves the little Honda, never wants to sell it, but would love to be able to get a second bike, one to ride with a little more comfort.

Gary

 
Gary...Two things:
1: Next time, you ride the FJR and let Kathleen drive the van with the trailer. You'll halve your drive time...+/- Lol

2: After seeing that "badly angled " picture of her helmet hair, I have some bad news for you. None of the guys that talk to her give a crap about her motorcycle. They're interested in the hawt red head riding it. She could be on a puke green Vespa scooter and they'd still flock.

If you need to borrow one of my guns, just lemme know.

That is all.
#1 Not a bad idea. Might just consider that in the future.

#2 You available to do some body guard work? Maybe I could hire someone full time to keep an eye on her until her wedding day this December.

Gary

 
Hey Fish,
Gloves: we looked at some, but they weren't her style. I talked about them more than once, but it didn't work out. As a matter of fact, at 23 years old, there are very few items on the planet that are her style according to her. Of course I'm archaic and don't know anything about fashion, based on Kathleen's observations. Oh well.
What a wonderful adventure for the two of you to share... awesome!! B)

But I do have to say, as a mom and a rider, please tell her that gloves are not a "fashion statement"... they are to protect that lovely young woman as is proper gear all over. She is absolutely stunning... so tell her to protect those assets! :D

 
Thank you Tyler for your input. I'll pass that along to her. I know she always appreciates the advice offered by ladies who've been riding for awhile and have some experienced words to offer.

Gary

 
We stopped several times on Saturday to enjoy the scenery.

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When we finally headed back to the cottage at Robbinsville, we stopped in a parking lot to shoot this picture: I got a kick out of the sign in front of this little church.

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I asked Kathleen to help me add a little color to that picture, so she stepped in behind me for another shot:

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Don't she make me look good? I better hurry up and finish this thread as I seem to be looking older every minute. Oh well. I'll leave young and beauriful to the next generation. Anyway, we headed out for some dinner and had an interesting experience there. I was watching a lady about 25 or 30 as she was talking with whom I assume was her little boy, and I couldn't help but notice that for the entire 45 minutes we were there eating our dinner, it seemed as though she never stopped talking. As we were getting ready to leave, I asked an elderly fella sitting at the table if he were grampa. He replied, "I'm his FATHER." I was floored. I looked at the little boy, and said, "And how old are you?" You'd figure that gramps, oops, I mean dad... would chime in to tell me how old the boy was. But that is not what happened. The man looked at me and replied, "I'm 66." I was floored again. I didn't bother explaining, but just smiled and went on my way. Now I'm wondering: if he was the dad, was the young lady the mom? Guess I'll never know. Oh well, back to the story:

Kathleen and I had checked out of the resort at Deal's Gap and checked in to one of Griffin's Cabins, this one called, "the Cottage." Anyway, we headed back to the cottage to be greeted by this little fella.

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He was hanging around most of the time we were there. It was so sad to watch the little guy, he obviously had something wrong. He spent a lot of time scratching and itching and the flies seemed to buzz around him a lot. He seemed to be well fed, but I had the worst urge to take him to a vet to get checked out.

The next morning, we'd hoped to make it to the service at that little church (above) but the timing didn't work out as we had made a reservation to do some white water rafting in the early afternoon. We took the van over there as I was concerned that we might get all wet and it might be too cool for Kathleen on the ride home if we took the bikes. I've got some great pictures of her giving me rafting lessons, but it'll have to wait till tomorrow.

Gary

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Rafting was a riot, I've never done that before. The weather was perfect, the river was mostly shaded, and we had a wonderful time. For some reason, the guide, who's seated in the rear, had Kathleen and I seated in different seats. At least I was far enough away that she couldn't wack me with that paddle...

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Toward the end of the ride, we hit the class 3 rapids... Oh Yeah !!!

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Needless to say, we all got wet. Notice we're all wearing PFD's. After we gave them back to the guide, he plunged them into a large tank of chemically treated water and then hung them up to dry. I asked him why they did that and he said that mildew was a constant battle and that this enabled the life vests to last a little longer before finally succumbing to the dreaded problem and becoming discolored and smelly. He said they rarely last more than a year. I asked about the chemicals in the vat, explaining that many guys on the forum here use cooling vests and struggle with mildew. He said that there's no substitute for drying them out as soon as possible... every time they're used.

Back to the cottage that afternoon and had some dinner. I spent a coupe hours finishing up my Coast to Coast in 48 1/2 hours thread, and it was off to bed. Next day we decided to do some hiking. Keep in mind that Kathleen weighs xxxx (edited due to dangerous subject matter) and is in excellent physical shape. Dad, on the other hand carries perhaps 30 lbs. that he doesn't need. We chose a trail called "Chimney Top" just south of Gatlinburg. We loaded up the equipment and headed off on my FJR. Kathleen didn't want to have to deal with riding the Honda quite that far. However when we got there, it was closed for repairs. We chose another nearby (and apparently EXTREMELY popular) trail called "Alum Cave."

Here's a link to info about it: CLICKY

Almost all of this hike was uphill, and at times it was grueling. I think the hike was 2.6 miles one way. We climbed something like 1,125 feet. Temps were fairly cool, for which I was REALLY thankful. Kathleen took a pic of dad here holding on for dear life to the steel cable provided for those with poor balance.

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Sometimes the lighting wasn't the best in these pictures, but the scenery was incredible. It seemed like it got better and better the farther we went.

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There were a number of small bridges made from logs shaved flat on the top with a fairly solid hand rail to hold on to. This was a really well maintained trail and I sure did appreciate the time and energy someone put into it to make it safe. Though this picture doesn't show it, the river flowing under it was amazing. It flowed a good deal of water over some really huge rocks. It was fairly loud and I found myself pausing to just look and listen every time I walked across... we must have crossed them 15 times.

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Below, we're climbing through a large tunnel. Workers placed stone steps to allow hikers to climb perhaps 30-40 feet up through this thing. One hiker said that 12 years ago, it was considerably more difficult to get through this section. I got to go up first...

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Below, Kathleen is coming up after me. You know, I spent the whole trip trying to catch up to her. The only reason she's behind me was my request to take this picture. Here she's climbing to the top of the same tunnel that I was climbing above, which she did quite a bit quicker than I did.

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At the end of this uphill nightmare was the reward. We got to enjoy the most amazing 40-50 foot overhanging rock formation. It was stunning and well worth the work it took to get there. It certainly rivaled anything I saw in my trip out west earlier this summer.

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This picture unfortunately didn't show it real well. Oh well. Truth be known, it's been many years since I went hiking. This was quite an experience for me. At the end of it all, I discovered that it can be as hard going back down as it was going up. The muscles in my legs were shaking from the strain of going back down. I had to stop to rest multiple times. Kathleen was great during all this and patient with dear old dad. We had a great time. We hopped on the FJR and headed back to the cabin. It was about a 2 1/2 hour trip each way. By the time we got back, we grabbed a quick bite to eat, and took refuge in the cabin. We'd been gabbing back and forth on the Sena and had planned to take one final ride on the Dragon later on. We'd gotten back to the cabin at about 5:30pm. However, 2 hours later, Kathleen was STILL sleeping and it was time to make a decision: go for a ride, or load 'em back on the trailer? Unfortunately, Kathleen didn't have the steam to go riding, so I loaded both bikes back on the trailer, and first thing the next morning, we were on our way back home.

With Robbinsville in the rear view mirror, I had high hopes that we could make it home in a reasonable amount of time. I'm happy to say that THIS TIME, everything went according to plan. Kathleen was home, her Honda was in her garage, and I was finally back home, 90 miles west of her place in Orlando, safe and sound and IN MY OWN BEAD for a change.

So after my 6k ++ trip across the nation, ending with that amazing 50cc ride, a weeklong trip to Saint Augustine with daughter Kelly and granddaughter Savannah, and this 5 day trip to the Tale of the Dragon, I'd say it's been a really great summer. I'm almost glad to get back to work at the school. You know what? I need a rest. And I definitely need to do something about earning a paycheck again. As ya know, teachers don't get paid in the summer.

Gary

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Taming what's been tamed 45 thousand times in a year.. Sorry Gary but the tail sucks dry dik cheese. Crowded , slow, and as far as sight seeing? a pile of dumb *** squid ****..

For my 100th time. It's fukin overated and suks dry dog cok.

 
Aw Bust, give the man a break. Even if it has been done, it is still special when you actually go do it yourself. No, I don't enjoy all the squids. Yes, it gets too much attention. For a father/daughter trip from the Flatness of Florida it can really be special. Gary and his daughter had a good time, we should be happy that someone we like still gets some enjoyment out of that place.

For my money the roads surrounding that area are the real draw. The waterfalls, The Field of the Woods, just the mountains as scenery are enough to make me go back. Not every year of course, but I still go back.

 
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