Pterodactyl
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Don, the Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his
cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he
announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy
weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... like
I said , my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about
how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day
he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised.
cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he
announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy
weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... like
I said , my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about
how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day
he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised.
