Fontanaman
Robin Trower
After finishing each bottle, Don would smash the bottle on the pavement ahead of him, crawl over the broken glass and repeat.
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After finishing each bottle, Don would smash the bottle on the pavement ahead of him, crawl over the broken glass and repeat.
Okay. This isn't People Magazine, people.
There's a lot of leeway in the forum these days, but this isn't even jokes about forum members any more.
There's a lot of leeway in the forum these days, but this isn't even jokes about forum members any more.
rushes
Well-known member
I don't like this thread anyway.
We should be more respectful of our elders.
I hope I can function as well when I'm his age. Go Don!
We should be more respectful of our elders.
I hope I can function as well when I'm his age. Go Don!
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Russ I just wanted to let you know Brother that this pic by TominCA is an obvious Photoshop, Tomaso makes it appear that I am staring at the HAWT Bootie of our Lovely Miss Tyler! Really rushes, just what kind of perverted Goober do these Fellow FJR Forum Members think that I am! JSNS, Irish Pervert aye!I don't like this thread anyway.We should be more respectful of our elders.
I hope I can function as well when I'm his age. Go Don!
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rushes
Well-known member
No, it's OK. I can tell you were trying not to look at the temptress.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Surly
Well-known member
AN APOLOGY FROM BELFAST GENERAL HOSPITAL .
Dear Mr. Beemerdons
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your ***** showed it was not cancerous. It was lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation.
Dear Mr. Beemerdons
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your ***** showed it was not cancerous. It was lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation.
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mcatrophy
Privileged to ride a 2018 FJR1300AS
And he'll have no grounds to sue, it was pretty useless before, so no great loss. Just a little loss.
Or so I am led to believe.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Surly, Mate: The cancer was only on the tip so Thank God they only had to remove two inches, still left me a full foot to work with! JSNS, Crikey!
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wheatonFJR
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^^^^
Those tricksy Irish, talking in code again. Saying feet when they mean millimeters.
Those tricksy Irish, talking in code again. Saying feet when they mean millimeters.
FJRay
Well-known member
If they removed two inches you would probably have a one inch scar on your ***. That's what Bust said after you two spent the night in one sleeping bag in my living room.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Well FJRay there was someone in that sleeping bag with Bustanut joker, but IT WAS NOT Papa Chuy Viejo; however I do have a line on the pervert that was hooked up with Barry C., I understand he lives near I-40 and I-25 in Albuquerque NM ese! JSNS, es el Puto Grande ese!If they removed two inches you would probably have a one inch scar on your ***. That's what Bust said after you two spent the night in one sleeping bag in my living room.
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HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
^^^THAT handsome devil was not in a sleeping bag with Bust. Sorry to burst your perverted bubble.
Fontanaman
Robin Trower
If Don didn't have a perverted bubble, he'd have no bubble at all. An now AJ wants to break Don's only bubble - how perverted is that?
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
****: Difference between dating in Florida and Somalia!
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RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Which one is which????
Either way, a small oopsie and someone's losing some skin!!
Either way, a small oopsie and someone's losing some skin!!
lnewlf
Well-known member
dammt-I gotta stop sending these to Wifey-no, she's not Muslim but she tends to be PC...
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
What's not PC abut that?? Hahahaha...
TomInPA
Well-known member
However, very little clothing will be damaged.Which one is which????
Either way, a small oopsie and someone's losing some skin!!
