Beemerdon Compilation (Put all your BD jokes here)

[Fontanaman]

Pterodactyl I'd love to DO Salma again, make it an even once! Crawl a mile over broken glass for Señorita Hayek, AJ would give up young boys!

After finishing each bottle, Don would smash the bottle on the pavement ahead of him, crawl over the broken glass and repeat.

 

[Bounce]

Okay. This isn't People Magazine, people.

There's a lot of leeway in the forum these days, but this isn't even jokes about forum members any more.

 

[LKLD]

Mood killer.

 

[rushes]

I don't like this thread anyway.

We should be more respectful of our elders.

I hope I can function as well when I'm his age. Go Don!

 

[beemerdons]

I don't like this thread anyway.We should be more respectful of our elders.

I hope I can function as well when I'm his age. Go Don!

Russ I just wanted to let you know Brother that this pic by TominCA is an obvious Photoshop, Tomaso makes it appear that I am staring at the HAWT Bootie of our Lovely Miss Tyler! Really rushes, just what kind of perverted Goober do these Fellow FJR Forum Members think that I am! JSNS, Irish Pervert aye!

 

[rushes]

No, it's OK. I can tell you were trying not to look at the temptress.

 

[beemerdons]

No, it's OK. I can tell you were trying not to look stare at the temptress.

Fixed!

 

[Surly]

AN APOLOGY FROM BELFAST GENERAL HOSPITAL .

Dear Mr. Beemerdons

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your penis showed it was not cancerous. It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.

 

[mcatrophy]

...We deeply regret the amputation.

And he'll have no grounds to sue, it was pretty useless before, so no great loss. Just a little loss.

Or so I am led to believe.

 

[beemerdons]

...We deeply regret the amputation.

And he'll have no grounds to sue, it was pretty useless before, so no great loss. Just a little loss.

Or so I am led to believe.

Surly, Mate: The cancer was only on the tip so Thank God they only had to remove two inches, still left me a full foot to work with! JSNS, Crikey!

 

[wheatonFJR]

^^^^

Those tricksy Irish, talking in code again. Saying feet when they mean millimeters.

 

[FJRay]

...We deeply regret the amputation.

And he'll have no grounds to sue, it was pretty useless before, so no great loss. Just a little loss.

Or so I am led to believe.

Surly, Mate: The cancer was only on the tip so Thank God they only had to remove two inches, still left me a full foot to work with! JSNS, Crikey!

If they removed two inches you would probably have a one inch scar on your ass. That's what Bust said after you two spent the night in one sleeping bag in my living room.

 

[beemerdons]

...
We deeply regret the amputation.

And he'll have no grounds to sue, it was pretty useless before, so no great loss. Just a little loss.

Or so I am led to believe.

Surly, Mate: The cancer was only on the tip so Thank God they only had to remove two inches, still left me a full foot to work with! JSNS, Crikey!

If they removed two inches you would probably have a one inch scar on your ass. That's what Bust said after you two spent the night in one sleeping bag in my living room.

Well FJRay there was someone in that sleeping bag with Bustanut joker, but IT WAS NOT Papa Chuy Viejo; however I do have a line on the pervert that was hooked up with Barry C., I understand he lives near I-40 and I-25 in Albuquerque NM ese! JSNS, es el Puto Grande ese!

 

[HotRodZilla]

^^^THAT handsome devil was not in a sleeping bag with Bust. Sorry to burst your perverted bubble.

 

[Fontanaman]

^^^THAT handsome devil was not in a sleeping bag with Bust. Sorry to burst your perverted bubble.

If Don didn't have a perverted bubble, he'd have no bubble at all. An now AJ wants to break Don's only bubble - how perverted is that?

 

[beemerdons]

****: Difference between dating in Florida and Somalia!

 

[RadioHowie]

Which one is which????

Either way, a small oopsie and someone's losing some skin!!

 

[lnewlf]

dammt-I gotta stop sending these to Wifey-no, she's not Muslim but she tends to be PC...

 

[HotRodZilla]

What's not PC abut that?? Hahahaha...

 

[TomInPA]

Which one is which????
Either way, a small oopsie and someone's losing some skin!!

However, very little clothing will be damaged.