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Top Ten Farlkes for Iggy's Next Ride​
  • Cow (Sheep) Catcher
  • 20mm Gatling Guns/Frame sliders (+wnyfjr)
  • Laam Custom Seat
  • Sheepskin Seat Cover
  • Woolen Bag liners
  • No "Ewe-turns allowed" sticker
  • RAM Mounts, more RAM Mounts!
  • Ablative Armor, detonators set to "soft and fuzzy" (+Bounce)
  • Cooler full of Mutton Buster Brown Ale (+rushes)
  • Can of '14 red paint for a big arrow on jacket pointing to SPOT tracker...for easy recall. (+wheatonFJR)
Also, the next question is: will the next FJR be NEW or EWEsed?

Best suggestions will be judged and added to the top post by the OP (or administrator with edit privileges).
Baaaaaaaad suggestions also considered.

 
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Y'all are mean. Messin' with a man while he's down.

I look forward to buying him a beer.
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Cav47 said:
That is dirty.....Making him laugh about this is cruel and unEWEsual punishment!!
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EWE are so right, but I expect more groans (which he's probably still doing) than laughs from this crowd, so he's probably safe.

Just tryin' to give him some smiles.
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Those little training wheels that older GW riders have to help stabilize the bike.

New Revit jacket with built in airbags.

New onboard computer for keeping up with Forum goings on. Has a handy Big Red BAN button for easy Forum moderation when yer on the move and can't waste time with whiners.

Blue and Gold "Blue Angels" coffee mug, filled with hot chocolate and donut sprinkles...for those "blue" days when the Forum has you down.

A can of red paint. So you can paint a big arrow on your jacket pointing to your spot device...for easy recall.

Seriously, Matt, you need no Farkles. You will have your life back, and an FJR to ride.

Glad you are going to be alright.

...or at least back to whatever level of sanity previously existed.

 
Obviously, he needs an ewe detector. For him, when he's on the bike, and to let Bust borrow it when in for the night. :)

 
An inflatable "Love Ewe" for after ride entertainment? Easily inflated with his Slime compressor so he doesn't have to breath too deeply...

 

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