James Burleigh
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Of course we all know that the difference between a porcupine and a BMW is that with a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
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Isn't it strange that BMW, Volvo amd SUV drivers seem to have the same characteristics whichever side of the Pond they are?And for some reason, Beemer drivers are the worst when it comes to ego. You know, it's all about "them" and what "they" want.
And they're either driving like they're coming home after winning the F1 Championship, or like they'd be better off with a 76 Fleetwood Broughm.And for some reason, Beemer drivers are the worst when it comes to ego. You know, it's all about "them" and what "they" want. The rest of us are just fodder for there exhibited lifestyle.
Good one, Hans. I've heard there is someone in the Sacramento area who does the same thing..er. uhm, accidently, of course.
Keep fukkin around with cars driven by the ego-involved and you're gonna get hurt bad. Those dipshits will think nothing of running you off the road and just keep going. "Oops.. not my fault."Suddenly in my rear-view mirror, hard on my heels, is a silver two-door BMW (cage). I know the driver's a prick because to get behind me he had to cut off the mustang that was previously behind me.
Keep fukkin around with cars driven by the ego-involved and you're gonna get hurt bad. Those dipshits will think nothing of running you off the road and just keep going. "Oops.. not my fault."Suddenly in my rear-view mirror, hard on my heels, is a silver two-door BMW (cage). I know the driver's a prick because to get behind me he had to cut off the mustang that was previously behind me.
Ok, ladies and gentlemen,Keep fukkin around with cars driven by the ego-involved and you're gonna get hurt bad. Those dipshits will think nothing of running you off the road and just keep going. "Oops.. not my fault."Suddenly in my rear-view mirror, hard on my heels, is a silver two-door BMW (cage). I know the driver's a prick because to get behind me he had to cut off the mustang that was previously behind me.
Yes, but riding a motorcycle with cars proves we are all a BIT insane anyway. The whole "Let it Go" things is what we all have to do.
But once in Awhile it is nice to "Shove a fukin Corncob up their ass sideways :assassin: " **who said that**
And for some reason, Beemer drivers are the worst when it comes to ego. You know, it's all about "them" and what "they" want. The rest of us are just fodder for there exhibited lifestyle.
Good one, Hans. I've heard there is someone in the Sacramento area who does the same thing..er. uhm, accidently, of course.
Arizona, you give me too much credit.I had almost the same experience as you only it was inside (yes, "inside") the Caldecott tunnel. I don't know what the hell happened as when I saw him "go for it" I just "went for it". :assassin: We were both rapidly closing on cars in front and I knew what he was going to do, but unlike you I don't think there was much cognitive signals going on in my head, more like the old "lizard brain" response. As my reactions kicked in (no thought, just a damn reflex) and I shot out of the tunnel into the daylight and view of the Bay, I had to pull over in Oakland and shake the sh&t out of my pants. :blink:
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