Apple iBoobs

ponyfool · Jan 18, 2007

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

twowheelnut · Jan 18, 2007

:rofl:

Bustanut joker · Jan 18, 2007

And to think all these years we've been hearing Ouch! those aren't tunning knobs

Guess they are now

Sure can't wait to get my hands on one?

:jester:

kaitsdad · Jan 18, 2007

Ya know, back when I was a young man, I did try to play radio as often as possible - but I never heard anything. :blink:

Certainly not for lack of trying.

:huh:

E1Allen · Jan 18, 2007

Does size affect sound quality?

twowheelnut · Jan 18, 2007

E1Allen said:
Does size affect sound quality?

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

E1Allen · Jan 18, 2007

twowheelnut said:
E1Allen said:

Does size affect sound quality?

Click to expand...

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

In that case, I'll have to order some sub woofers to go with them.

Bustanut joker · Jan 18, 2007

Yeah but ain't the sub's supposed to be low and towards the back?

Guess thats just another name for "junk in the trunk" eh?

:jester:

tripletango · Jan 18, 2007

left nipple left ear etc etc

wheatonFJR · Jan 18, 2007

ponyfool said:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

What?! No pictures of the equipment?

evilmedic13 · Jan 18, 2007

twowheelnut said:
E1Allen said:

Does size affect sound quality?

Click to expand...

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

I always enjoy the low freq hummmmmmmmmm of sub-woofers.

chickey191 · Jan 18, 2007

E1Allen said:
Does size affect sound quality?

does that mean more than a mouthful - I mean earful is a waste???

I think not

being a product of my generation - meaning WALLS of marshal amps and heavy metal music - with more Led Zep concerts than I can remember (actually I really can't remember several of them) - I need BIG ONES

and a nicely shaped sub-woofer wouldn't hurt my feelings, either!

James Burleigh · Jan 19, 2007

Here's the, uh, model :glare: I've got on my wish list:

Jb

:yahoo:

meosborn · Jan 19, 2007

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

evil_henchman · Jan 19, 2007

meosborn said:
Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

James Burleigh · Jan 19, 2007

evil_henchman said:
meosborn said:

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Click to expand...

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

Now, now... Can't we all just try to get along...?

Geezer · Jan 19, 2007

So, it looks like they are waterproof.

evil_henchman · Jan 19, 2007

James Burleigh said:
evil_henchman said:

meosborn said:

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Click to expand...

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

Click to expand...

Now, now... Can't we all just try to get along...?

But..but..I thought I was doing you a favor. Fine. He can stuff my face in it.

Please...

donaldb · Jan 19, 2007

cooooommmme innnnnnn Tokyo!

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