Apple iBoobs

[ponyfool]

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[twowheelnut]

:rofl:

 

[Bustanut joker]

And to think all these years we've been hearing Ouch! those aren't tunning knobs Guess they are now

Sure can't wait to get my hands on one?

:jester:

 

[kaitsdad]

Ya know, back when I was a young man, I did try to play radio as often as possible - but I never heard anything. :blink:

Certainly not for lack of trying.

:huh:

 

[E1Allen]

Does size affect sound quality?

 

[twowheelnut]

Does size affect sound quality?

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

 

[E1Allen]

Does size affect sound quality?

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

In that case, I'll have to order some sub woofers to go with them.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Yeah but ain't the sub's supposed to be low and towards the back?

Guess thats just another name for "junk in the trunk" eh?

:jester:

 

[tripletango]

left nipple left ear etc etc

 

[wheatonFJR]

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

What?! No pictures of the equipment?

 

[evilmedic13]

Does size affect sound quality?

Tweeters v. sub-woofers? Yeah, I'd say so.

I always enjoy the low freq hummmmmmmmmm of sub-woofers.

 

[chickey191]

Does size affect sound quality?

does that mean more than a mouthful - I mean earful is a waste???

I think not

being a product of my generation - meaning WALLS of marshal amps and heavy metal music - with more Led Zep concerts than I can remember (actually I really can't remember several of them) - I need BIG ONES

and a nicely shaped sub-woofer wouldn't hurt my feelings, either!

 

[James Burleigh]

Here's the, uh, model :glare: I've got on my wish list:

Jb

:yahoo:

 

[meosborn]

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

 

[evil_henchman]

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

 

[James Burleigh]

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

Now, now... Can't we all just try to get along...?

 

[Geezer]

So, it looks like they are waterproof.

 

[evil_henchman]

Thank you JB! I was looking for the "This thread is worthless without pictures" button but you solved that problem.

Careful JB, if his daughter see's that he's gonna stuff your face in it!

Now, now... Can't we all just try to get along...?

But..but..I thought I was doing you a favor. Fine. He can stuff my face in it.

Please...

 

[donaldb]

cooooommmme innnnnnn Tokyo!