It's Not Experimentation If It's Forced On You

As I kept walking, the mood changed from a park setting, suitable for a family, to a sordid, carnival atmosphere. I should have known I was in a place I didn't belong, but you pays your money and you takes your chances. One minute, everything was going my way, the next, I'm face first in the corner being rammed viciously from behind. I try to turn my head and get a look at some faces. I can't make any out clearly, but I see every color imaginable. Someone, or something, has me held down by the neck and shoulders. Try as I might, I can't get out of the corner. I just keep getting ploughed from behind, one assailant after another. Wham, wham, wham. I'm completely surrounded. Just before everything went dark, I looked up and would have sworn I saw sparks. Then it was lights out for me. It seemed like hours, but I'm sure it was only a few moments. When I got up, my knees were on fire, and my ass really hurt.

And that's what sucks about bumper cars - the ride is not designed for adult-sized people, it's way too short, and if you get trapped in the corner, your ride is as good as over.

An Ari Rankum original.

Dood, lay off the drugs and quit pestering the kids. They're mean little buggers when they get mad! And that 'ass hurts' part? Gay.

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twowheelnut said:

And that 'ass hurts' part? Gay.
:grin:

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Huh. I never thought of it that way, but now that you point it out, I can understand how you might read it that way. Just goes to show you, you give two different people the same exact story to read, and they will identify with it in completely different, but deeply personal ways.

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So, the 'being rammed viciously from behind' means what, then? :bleh:

twowheelnut said:

:blink: :lol:
So, the 'being rammed viciously from behind' means what, then? :bleh:

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Now wait a minute. I can sort of see how you might misconstrue using the word "ass" as a gay reference. I mean, because gay people probably use the word "ass" on occasion, too. But I don't have any idea what you're driving at here. You're really bending and stretching my words into something they are not. You could reach around in most anything anybody writes and manipulate it into something, I suppose. How you can take a topic like bumpercars and turn it into what you have just blows my mind.

Ari Rankum said:

twowheelnut said:

:blink: :lol:

So, the 'being rammed viciously from behind' means what, then? :bleh:

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Now wait a minute. I can sort of see how you might misconstrue using the word "ass" as a gay reference. I mean, because gay people probably use the word "ass" on occasion, too. But I don't have any idea what you're driving at here. You're really bending and stretching my words into something they are not. You could reach around in most anything anybody writes and manipulate it into something, I suppose. How you can take a topic like bumpercars and turn it into what you have just blows my mind.

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I need a cigarette. h34r:

"So, the 'being rammed viciously from behind' means what, then?"

"Now wait a minute. I can sort of see how you might misconstrue using the word "ass" as a gay reference. I mean, because gay people probably use the word "ass" on occasion, too. But I don't have any idea what you're driving at here. You're really bending and stretching my words into something they are not. You could reach around in most anything anybody writes and manipulate it into something, I suppose. How you can take a topic like bumpercars and turn it into what you have just blows my mind."

"I need a cigarette."

Hell, I need a bumpercar.

Groo said:

:rofl:

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+1

James said:

"So, the 'being rammed viciously from behind' means what, then?"
"I need a cigarette."

Hell, I need a bumpercar.

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Sooo... if you need a bumpercar does that mean that you would really enjoy a vicious ramming from behind?

Ari Rankum said:

Now wait a minute. I can sort of see how you might misconstrue using the word "ass" as a gay reference. I mean, because gay people probably use the word "ass" on occasion, too. But I don't have any idea what you're driving at here. You're really bending and stretching my words into something they are not. You could reach around in most anything anybody writes and manipulate it into something, I suppose. How you can take a topic like bumpercars and turn it into what you have just blows my mind.

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Wadaya want from me, I'm a sick bastadge and thank you, but no, I don't blow minds, either. I'll leave the reach arounds up to you. :bleh: You gonna keep setting me up or what? :lol:

Actually Ari, the more I read your last comment the more I realize your penning wit. Hats off! :good:

This is really gay. And scary....and really gay.

odot said:

This is really gay. And scary....and really gay.

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Well it didn't start out that way! Just as sure as it's happened to many of my past girlfriends, or so they claim, this thread was turned gay (or it's really busy every weekend for the rest of this year).

odot said:

This is really gay. And scary....and really gay.

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I bet the bumper car was a really really clean machine --

and pink? Ari, was it clean and pink? Degenerate minds want to know.

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