Toecutter
What would DoG do?
[SIZE=10pt]I've officially heard that line too many times now. Where the hell are we cruising, singles bars???[/SIZE]
If looks could kill, I would be watching other people's eyes, but they can't, so I don't righteously give a **** about where people are looking. For all I know (and assume), if they've got their face pointed in my direction, they're looking right through me, because I'm invisible to them until I pass, then I don't care about them anymore, unless they start closing on me in my mirrors.
There's a saying in certain circles; "In God We Trust. Everybody else, keep your hands where I can see them. Hands kill"
That's why the cops are on high alert until they get the cuffs on behind the suspect's back. Then, they can relax a little, because the risk of getting killed goes way down.
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BUMPERS KILL. FENDERS TOO. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THOSE PARTS, AND QUIT FLIRTING WITH THE CAGERS!!!
If I actually cared enough to be looking for faces, which I don't, I'd rather see the back of the head, because most people look right before they go. See a face, that means they want to pull out into your path. How do you know if they're looking at you or past you. I know they're looking past, because I'm invisible to them. You probably are too, so keep your eyes on objects that can end you, and you may live longer. YMMV
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[SIZE=8pt]A Public Service Message from the Toe Patrol[/SIZE]
If looks could kill, I would be watching other people's eyes, but they can't, so I don't righteously give a **** about where people are looking. For all I know (and assume), if they've got their face pointed in my direction, they're looking right through me, because I'm invisible to them until I pass, then I don't care about them anymore, unless they start closing on me in my mirrors.
There's a saying in certain circles; "In God We Trust. Everybody else, keep your hands where I can see them. Hands kill"
That's why the cops are on high alert until they get the cuffs on behind the suspect's back. Then, they can relax a little, because the risk of getting killed goes way down.
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BUMPERS KILL. FENDERS TOO. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THOSE PARTS, AND QUIT FLIRTING WITH THE CAGERS!!!
If I actually cared enough to be looking for faces, which I don't, I'd rather see the back of the head, because most people look right before they go. See a face, that means they want to pull out into your path. How do you know if they're looking at you or past you. I know they're looking past, because I'm invisible to them. You probably are too, so keep your eyes on objects that can end you, and you may live longer. YMMV
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[SIZE=8pt]A Public Service Message from the Toe Patrol[/SIZE]
